OldManBOMBIN

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

I gotta say I'm just really upset that nobody called me out on my belief that crotches normally smell like onions.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

You shouldn't be going down on people on your first date, but I agree otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago

Sorry; I was echoing the mentality, not the reality.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

I figured so. That's why I refuse to drink it without COVID.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Glad I never got COVID; sad that I never got a chance to drink a can of cat food water

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Big T = big pp

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

Thank you, lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Oh man, I used to get heartburn from onions, garlic, tomato, bananas, water. Everything. Now it's mostly just raw onion and sour candy that gets me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Onion Sally 🤣

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Last time I went there I ended up arguing with some guy about whether or not working out 3.5 days a week was possible.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I like em but they eat me alive on the inside

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can you say that more like a pirate and call me Ms Swan?

 

Meme about trying to find onions followed by screenshot of guy saying he faked an onion diet

 

Wish they had done it when he was still there, but better late than never.

They haven't gotten it all figured out yet, but sounds like the Teamsters will be running things at least to start out with.

I come from a place where "Union" might as well have been a slap in your grandmother's face up until recently.

Quite frankly, it's the only thing that's happened in the past few years that's given me any real indication that things might be ok after all. I'm pretty excited for the guys.

 

Now I'm learning how to turn all this trash into an add-on so that others can use it without having to import an file and blah blah blah

 
 
 
 
 

Also, this cat is absolutely destroying my thigh by making biscuits on it. But I'm really strong and loving, and I never have insane reactions to mild situations regardless of the state of the chemical balance in my brain or any external factors, nor do I lie or speak facetiously and with hyperbole.

For I am a dull man.

Sorry, sometimes I start writing and then I black out for a while and just say stuff.

 

I ate some more rice Chex this morning- this time with Cocoa Pebbles for flavor. With whole milk, in a glass bowl.

I do plan to finish the rest of what's pictured, I just wanted to give you all a peek into the insanity before it was just chocolate-ish milk.

Sorry again if these posts are too wild. Have a nice day, guys.

 

It was rice Chex, with a little bit of Cap'n Crunch Oops! All Berries for flavor. Please remove if this is not dull enough, thanks.

(I do recommend the cereal.)

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