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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

The usual rules apply:

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[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (3 children)

What is funny is that is how you are suppose to ship crickets and anyone who has bought large amounts of crickets knows that.

Source: Have recieved many shipments of crickets in a box.

[–] lena_be_a_saint@feddit.nl 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How is one meant to contain the crickets while opening the box?

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Typically you have a place to contain the crickets until you feed the crickets to something, you open the box over the container and dump them in.

[–] noride@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Why can't they be placed inside a slightly smaller box within the bigger one?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Because it’d be the same when you open the slightly smaller box so that’s why it should be shipped in a small box inside of a slightly bigger box inside of another slightly bigger box to solve that problem.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The real solution here is to put each cricket in an individual box inside the larger one.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

This guy ships!

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Presumably they would write "WARNING OPENING THIS BOX WILL RELEASE HUNDREDS OF CRICKETS" on it

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Just throw a ‘c’ on it so people know.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

yeah i'm not sure what they're on about, they should very very very obviously be contained inside a plastic box inside the shipping box, just rawdogging them in the shipping box cannot be fucking legal.

[–] Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What do you do with crickets?

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

You feed them to things like frogs, spiders, etc.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I think I just thought of a birthday present for my GF.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nah, send this to the people you hate.