Grimy

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago

No, Apple went down 9.25%. It is much worse.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

It's minimum 10%, except for russia

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago

They did tell me job productivity would rise with AI.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 12 hours ago

Yes exactly. Yet the islands were included but Russia wasn't. So the situation isn't that Russia has no trade and tariffs are useless against it, but that Russia was specifically singled out so they wouldn't receive tariffs.

Just take the loss, jfc.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago

Its editor George Allison shared the news on X, formerly known as Twitter. He said: “I tricked Russian State media into reporting nonsense about an aircraft carrier named HMS Prince Andrew with ‘go faster stripes and crayons’, it's been a fantastic week.”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago

Yes, they were essentially executed. IDF soldiers knowingly shot at an ambulance clearly announcing itself as one and killed it's occupants, and then waited for others ambulances (the convoy) to come help and shot them up to.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This has been my experience. I still lurk certain communities there but I simply never log in or comment.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Alaska does make sense because of their geographic position but Texas is definitely an outlier.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 day ago (4 children)

And just like that, Judgement Day is avoided.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

!lemmysilver

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

!lemmysilver

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Today, it glitched, leading me to remember all 11,418 failed attempts to stop the apocalypse along with the truth that the actual start date of it predates my jumps.

 

It's only after he slipped me a calmant and dragged me to a tub full of ice that I realized he only planned to bring the vital parts of me.

 

I must have crossed the globe twice these past five days but I still can't find a place where the camera doesn't reply with ruins and bodies.

 

I stepped over his corpse blocking the doorway and saw another steel reinforced door with a keypad at the end of the corridor.

 

The panspermia vessel was to break up low in the atmosphere as to maximise soul and bacterial propagation.

 

Unfortunately, it also took us 4.2 years to receive the message explaining that the far end of the portal had broken.

 

It got worse the next day when I found every portrait now bearing the same haunting mark.

 

Halfway down the airplane aisle, he realized she was saying it with a "B" as she burst out of the bathroom and people started to panic.

 

I wonder if they knew this when they buried my all-too-mortal and already half dead body into the landfill.

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