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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24891753

A bill to add a carving of President Donald Trumpto Mount Rushmore has been introduced by a MAGA politician.

Florida Representative Anna Paulina Luna announced the bill Tuesday calling for Trump to be added to the South Dakota monument with the message: "Let's get carving."

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[–] schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business 175 points 10 months ago (7 children)

I mean this won't happen, but I kinda threw up in my mouth a little bit.

The one thing keeping me sane is the realization that that old crusty piece of shit will be dead soon, and I'll never have to see their rapist face again.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 49 points 10 months ago (4 children)

What makes you think it won't happen? They have the votes for it.

[–] schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business 105 points 10 months ago (10 children)

The rockface isn't actually sufficently stable to survive adding a 5th face.

They try to add Trumpo, they're very likely to end up with NO faces.

So yeah, I doubt they'd actually go through with it.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 51 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In that case fuck yeah let's go

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At that point might as well just do it Taliban style. A row of tanks shoot at it until the mountain is just a mountain again.

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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Thanks for the little bit of science that says this won't happen. It makes me feel better.

[–] schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business 31 points 10 months ago

I'm just hopeful enough that 'If you do this, you stand a very very good chance of completely destroying a national monument.' is enough to get at least a few of the less-nutty Republicans to balk.

If nothing else, we love our monuments and symbols, and destroying one to put his face on it is proooobbbbaaaallllllly too far, still.

[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Oh it doesn't mean it won't happen, they're just as likely to fuck up the whole thing by trying it anyway.
We can obviously listen to the science of it and know it won't work, but they don't believe in science.

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Like any of the GOP give a second though to logistics, cost, or ethics for their vanity projects? Like Trump isn't used to half assing construction jobs? Like he isn't above blowing Lincoln's face to bits to replace it with his own if he has to?

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Reminds me of an old Isaac Asimov story.

There's a floating city called Atlantis. It's the headquarters of the tyranny. One insider figures out a way to sabotage the place and crash it, using the leader's own vanity against him.

"Shah Guido G."

https://archive.org/details/buyjupiterothers0000isaa_f2u3

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[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 107 points 10 months ago

Hooray, more bullshit bills purely for the purposes of signalling!

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 96 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Mount Rushmore was intentionally done to insult Lakota/Dakota people anyway. The “Six Grandfathers” were sacred, and Mount Rushmore was intentional defacement and sacrilege.

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[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 52 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Haven’t the Lakota people suffered enough?

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Well clearly no.

[–] mPony@lemmy.world 51 points 10 months ago

" How can we keep distracting from implementing Project 2025?? "

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 42 points 10 months ago

...silly shit like this is a distraction - shit like the email that just went out to every federal employee encouraging them to resign is where the potential for damage is. Today.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I hate this fucking country.

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I just hate republicans, really.

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[–] bstix@feddit.dk 37 points 10 months ago (7 children)

It would be vandalized very quickly, which could be a nice outlet for a lot of people.

With time it would probably turn orange from all the piss too.

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 20 points 10 months ago (3 children)

As much as I like the thought, I've been to Mt. Rushmore and I don't think vandalizing it would be easily achieved. Maybe with a drone or paintball gun - the first time - after that I think they'd be prepared. There is national parks apparatus surrounding it IIRC.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You think they’re gonna not defund the National parks service? They’re basically the “don’t ruin nature” police, and the people in charge now don’t fucking care about nature.

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[–] caboose2006@lemm.ee 36 points 10 months ago

Surely this will bring down the price of eggs

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago

Adding another genocidal colonizer on a colonizer monument beside other genocidal colonizers.

Yawn.

[–] Resand@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Sounds like a great idea.

A constant reminder for the US for centuries to come.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I think it is a fantastic idea because they will hire a shit contractor who is completely incapable and they will either do a laughably bad job or they will just take the money and run, whatever happens is gonna be hilarious...

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Nah, this is Trump we’re talking about… They’ll do a mediocre job, and then Trump will refuse to pay them. Because for some reason, these idiots always believe they’ll be the exception and never demand payment up front.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Who is this "Republican Bill" fella?

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Florida's best and brightest they sent to DC to represent themselves, Anna Paulina Luna, the same certified genius who tried to expunge the Trump impeachments for extorting a foreign leader to influence US elections by withholding Congress approved resources, and inciting a failed insurrection and disenfranchising American citizens from their votes in federal elections.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 28 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I will only support putting Donald Trump on Mount Rushmore if you then proceed to push him off.

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[–] postcapitalism@lemmy.today 27 points 10 months ago

I’m actually okay with this because it’s bizarro and devalues the assholes already on the mountain. Good let’s reveal the farce for what it is!

[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Might as well put Hitler there beside him.

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 12 points 10 months ago

Putin, nibbling his ear.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Couldn't we just carve a mustache on Trump?

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 21 points 10 months ago

They're taking the piss at this point.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 months ago

He would only sign it if they carved away all the other faces to have only his on the whole mountain. He doesn't share.

[–] quant@leminal.space 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is this not the onion? Am I hallucinating from smoking weed or some weird shit? What the fuck?

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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

By the popular, via the people, of the person.

- The Gettin’ mine address.

[–] solrize@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

with the message: “Let’s get carving.”

Surely she meant "Carve, baby, carve"?

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

It is like a bunch of babbling drunks now

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I mean, we’ve got two slave owners up there, why not throw up a sexual predator too?

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Be a great place for some RPG practice

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

I'll be there with a chisel and spraypaint.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Definitely what a sane party and not a cult of personality would do.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I feel like Stone Mountain would be more appropriate

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