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  1. πŸ˜‡ Be Nice!

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  2. 🏘️ Community Standards

    • Comics should be a full story, from start to finish, in one post.
    • Posts should be safe and enjoyable by the majority of community members, both here on lemmy.world and other instances.
    • Any comic that would qualify as raunchy, lewd, or otherwise draw unwanted attention by nosy coworkers, spouses, or family members should be tagged as NSFW.
    • Moderators have final say on what and what does not qualify as appropriate. Use common sense, and if need be, err on the side of caution.
  3. 🧬 Keep it Real

    • Comics should be made and posted by real human beans, not by automated means like bots or AI. This is not the community for that sort of thing.
  4. πŸ“½οΈ Credit Where Credit is Due

    • Comics should include the original attribution to the artist(s) involved, and be unmodified. Bonus points if you include a link back to their website. When in doubt, use a reverse image search to try to find the original version. Repeat offenders will have their posts removed, be temporarily banned from posting, or if all else fails, be permanently banned from posting.
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      βœ… Correct: https://xkcd.com/386/
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    • Each user (regardless of instance) may post up to five (5 πŸ–) comics a day. This can be any combination of personal comics you have written yourself, or other author's comics. Any comics exceeding five (5 πŸ–) will be removed.
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    • Non-English posts are welcome. Please tag the post title with the original language, and include an English translation in the body of the post; e.g.,
      SΓ­, por favor [Spanish/EspaΓ±ol]
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The following artists are banned from the community.

  1. Jago
  2. Stonetoss

It should be noted that when you make reports, it is your responsibility to provide rational reasoning why something should be removed. Saying it simply breaks community rules is not always good enough.

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When posting images, you should strive to add alt-text for screen readers to use to describe the image you're posting:

Another helpful thing to do is to provide a transcription of the text in your images, as well as brief descriptions of what's going on. (example)

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[–] Omnipitaph@reddthat.com 80 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] GuerillaGorillas@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just not at the same time, especially if they’re hard shell tortillas.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

hot sauce might make it interesting though

[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

This is the real comic

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 71 points 1 year ago
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

There's a mixed metaphor that serves both, but I can't sort it out just now.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] parody@lemmings.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes of course but it’s relegated only to Tuesdays due to a lack of enthusiasm on her side. They’ll do both but one more begrudgingly.

Hope one day they both celebrate both equally 😼

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Okay, do straight guys really feel like women don't enjoy giving blowjobs? As Gay guy, most of the women I know say they enjoy giving them. Mostly it's the jizz in their mouth that's the problem, but that disappears (for precum anyway) with a committed relationship, as it's mainly an ick/std factor. My experience is mostly the same. Sucking dick is fun, especially if you take the time to learn to deep throat. I've never understood this idea most straight guys have that women hate it when my, admittedly anecdotal, experience with women has been totally contrary to that

[–] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There is this notion going around that women in general enjoy sex less or want less of it. Which is nonsense. Maybe talk to your wife and learn what she likes, Richard.

[–] Juvyn00b@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Antidepressants mess with the drive for sure.

[–] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org -1 points 1 year ago

Many things do. Gender generally doesn't.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago

It's been pretty hit or miss with the women I've been with. If I had to guess about 50% were okay with or liked doing it, the rest either didn't like it or refused entirely. Which is fine if they're not really into it it doesn't do anything for me anyway.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It really depends. Setting aside taste (some guys really are unpleasant tasting, but not most of them) - if your guy runs less hot than you, a blowjob to completion means one less opportunity to do something for both of you. So it can feel like: oh getting all turned on by it, then it's over and you are left hanging for days while he generates enough sex drive to have sex again. That was the issue with my ex, who was a once a week guy. Husband now, we are pretty equal and it's not a big deal. If I do this one morning, after work we can still fuck.

Mostly agree with you on it being a fun thing to do though, you are right about that. It's not a chore or a drag, just sometimes frustrating.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've always been enthusiastic to do it for my man's pleasure, but never enjoyed the act for it's own sake. Also cum is like raw egg white and it really takes me out of an erotic story when the female characters are obsessed with consuming it. But to each, her own.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago

Cum icks me out something fierce unless I know for a fact a dude is clean. I can't help but think of it as a disease vector. :/ Other than that, I genuinely don't mind it unless they taste super bitter

[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Dude, seriously! If there was ever a great time to use "ΒΏPor quΓ© no los dos?", either in text or the meme image/gif, it's here. The meme is from a taco shell commercial.

It's absolutely perfect, but you failed. Shame on you!

[–] umt@lemmynsfw.com 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Coomer humor

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The dumbest part of it. Ugly.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We're getting tacos not an MRI

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago

Por que no los dos?

ΒΏPor que no los dos?

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago