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[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

typical french. missed their target by 3700km. the east coast is way the fuck over there ---------->>

donvict don't give a shit about california. he'd ask them to make another run.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

🥇 donvict

That deserves a meaningless metal. First I've seen that one.

[–] innermeerkat@jlai.lu 45 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yeah, sorry. After hearing the convicted felon speak like an imperialist, our old habits kicked in. It's but a mind game to ultimately reclaim Louisiana for national security.

[–] TwanHE@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

As a Dutchie I think it's time to get new Amsterdam back. For the safety of the local cyclist of course.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yes, the well known anti-imperialism of FRANCE.

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

User has been baguetted for this comment 🥖😵‍💫

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Eh, could be worse, in some places the baguette is filled with batteries.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

retort parfait.

[–] erin@social.sidh.bzh 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

why stop at louisiana? If Canada becomes the 51 state we should get back Quebec as well, to protect them with our warning baguette doctrine... 😄

Edit: I forgot Cap Breton Island... Based on Utrecht treaty, that island is French and people there know Saint Michael's Mount is Brittany territory so we should protect them!

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Idk, the only thing France hates more than the British are the French Canadians.

[–] erin@social.sidh.bzh 5 points 1 year ago

we don't hate them, we love to mock their old french accent 😁

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Better watch out, you're too credible and you'll get appointed ambassador to something.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hey, WE didn't vote for him!

We're just lucky these fires happened while Biden is still President or we wouldn't have gotten a penny.

[–] raktheundead@fedia.io 7 points 1 year ago

Unfortunately, they missed the techbro arseholes in California who not only did vote for him, but have lined up to supplicate themselves before him.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Unfortunately, more are guaranteed to be coming.

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Joke's on them, this whole thing was a clever ruse to get rid of LA and make it France's fault. Operation Ænema is going exactly as planned!

[–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 6 points 1 year ago

Don’t be a TOOL.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Stop attacking Mexicanarica!

Fudge. I'm in that fireball