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Russian personnel in Syria right now in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Hussein and Gadaffi are great object lessons in why it's good to gtfo while you can

Israel planted explosives in Hezbollah's Taiwan-made pagers, sources say in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (6 children)

An ounce of high explosive won't take down a plane. Even at cruising altitude.

Blow for Trump as judge rules RFK Jr’s name must stay on ballot in swing state in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

The problem with useful idiots is that they are still idiots.

Just VDV Problems in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Apparently, the solution to this is retrorockets -

Once clear of the plane a single large main chute opens. The deployment of the main chute triggers the deployment of four long rods which hang beneath the pallet. As soon as the rods touch the ground fires, slowing the BMD to a descending speed between 6 m/s and 7 m/s and giving it a relatively soft landing. This system entered service in 1975 and allows a BMD to be relatively safely parachuted with both the driver and the gunner.

Where are them in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Fuck off right off with that briefcase shit, the only non-cringe nuke is the Davy Crockett. Russia's got fuck all to say to the atomic recoilless rifle of freedom.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? (sh.itjust.works)
 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

"Unidentified"? More like "Don't ask, don't tell" in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 years ago

Hitting a pasture and landing in cow shit would account for "non-human biologics." I'm incredibly skeptical.

"Unidentified"? More like "Don't ask, don't tell" in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

A former intel officer testified to a house committee that the US has had a UFO retrieval program for years, and that we've recovered non-human "biologics" from the crash sites. He has no direct knowledge of anything, by his own admission, but he's willing to provide more detail to congress in a secure facility.

I'll keep the possibility open, I guess, but it sounds like absolute bullshit for a variety of reasons.

The hottest 14 days ever recorded are the last 2 weeks in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Man, I'm so glad this global warming thing is leftist propaganda or I'd really be freaking out right now.

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Own a musket for home defense (sh.itjust.works)
 

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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An upswing in actual, literal shitposting (sh.itjust.works)
 

Over the past few days , possibly longer, someone has been making new accounts and using them to post scat porn in various communities here. Like, gifs of poop coming from buttholes.

What the fuck and can we do something about it?