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[–] [email protected] 193 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Clown egg number state

Ez πŸ‘

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Correct horse battery staple

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

HOW DO YOU KNOW MY PASSWORD?!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It only shows it to you. The rest of us all just see ******. πŸ‘

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

hunter2 <--- see? I copied and pasted what you wrote. You see your password here, but we just see asterisks.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I got Clown dozen even state πŸ––

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

It Egg Even States

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

*eggs *numbers

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Dude, don't spoil it in the title. You're better than this.

And so is Lemmy! You can edit titles.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's hard to be upset at OP when it gets spoiled by the text above the pictures...

Like you could get rid of the pictures entirely and just have _______________ and it would have the same effect

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (4 children)

The "spoiler" above it is a clue about how to read it, the post title is a complete spoiler.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

holy i didn't realize that it was in the title

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (7 children)

Pennywise eggs every other state

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Oml I thought it was Clown~~s~~ ~~don't~~ doesn't even phase [me]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Oh, that one is very good! Wish I had thought of that.

Edit: Although, how did you get "don't" from the eggs?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

My friend, Thank you for this. It gives me no hope for society every time I hear someone say "it, the clown" - but you gave me a "pennywise" in the first reply I read. Hope restored.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

Clown pointing at me, a dozen of eggs, even numbers, states of matter

It's no wonder why this song is so catchy!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

It eggs even states

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Just to check, is this loss?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

(Snape voice) Always.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Not this time

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

For the chicken.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Click here if you don't understand

  1. IT
  2. Dozen
  3. Even
  4. Matter
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Click here if you still don't get it"I tried so hard and got so far but in the end, it doesn't even matter" are part of the lyrics to the song "In the End" by American rock band Linkin Park.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Click here if you're a true idiot

"IT Dozen Even Matter" sounds like "it doesn't even matter" from the lyric

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah that's what I was stuck on... I'm disappointed in myself.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's okBecsuse in the end...

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Nah that's a dozen eggs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What does the Clown have to do with IT?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Not sure if serious, but the clown's name is "Pennywise" from the tv movie adaptation of Stephen King's novel, It. Though "It" refers to the creature, the clown that it primarily takes the form of is named, Pennywise.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Clown eggs numbers matter?!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Clown egg number phase.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Jester carton powers of two states

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Clown eggs 2-times-table physics???

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It
Dozen (read: doesn't)
Even
(states of) Matter

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

you've reminded me of an old joke that is only tangentially- and quite ephemerally- relevant.

Do you know why, in the Business Professionals Baseball League, the Accountants always win?

because the last time they lost, they started chanting " 2, 4, 5, 8, Who do we Depreciate!"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Same result, way less effort.

Still fun

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I left my oven on.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

So they only succeeded with plasma, near absolute zero condensates, and strange matter?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Didn't even need the image puzzle to figure out the lyrics bruh

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I tried so hard and got so far but in the end pointing clown holding balloons twelve white eggs in a box 246810 gas liquid solid.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
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