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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 114 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Never been in a threesome but I'm lucky enough to have friends to have been involved in such arrangements.

On the words of a very good friend and sexually experienced woman: if the women are not the slightest interested in being with each other, there is a 90% failure chance.

MMF trios are easier to manage. Yes, men are basic amd as long as they can put their thingy inside a hole, everything is fine. Some guys will use the woman in the trio as an excuse to "feel" bisexual territory. Others will see the other as a competitor and up their game. Usually, the woman reaps the bounty.

FFM trios are trickier. If the women are in to some bisexual interaction, it can smooth things over. If not, the guy really has to go the extra mile to be available for both and deliver. And even then, the probability to let one or all parts feeling unsatisfied is very high.

Last but not least: can't say if Buttercup is playing dirty or just being kinky but... damn.

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 71 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I believe in FFF threesome supremacy

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

There's a very relevant scene from the show Scrubs, but unfortunately my memory of it is vague and googling what I remember is just returning nurse themed porn.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not entirely inaccurate depiction of Scrubs.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Here I thought that if I received a response, it would be challenging my correlation of "unfortunate" and "nurse themed porn."

I am pleasantly surprised by this departure from my expectations. Sort of.

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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Hey, if it floats your boat... great!

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, when it's just a case of 3 people who all want to fuck both of the others, it's kinda hard to go wrong.

Though it also works best if at least 2 of the participants are active lovers. Two starfishes would be more like the one person takes turns fucking the others. Three starfishes would probably just end up being a threesome agreed upon that never ends up happening.

At least one person needs to be bold enough to make a move.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

Three starfishes just lie on the bed, slowly moving mere inches per hour

Hot.

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[–] dgbbad@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You're right.

Buttercup was the green one, right?

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[–] Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

MMF trios are easier to manage.

Ah yes, 'round here we call that 3 the hardway

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me In a Threesome Not Knowing What To Do

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly it's not a bad tactic. Just watch and rizz up the other two. Tell them what they're doing is hot and that it gets you off.

Whoa. Nice user icon.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Autistic people even do that in monogamous relationships.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this assumes making your partner happy isn't a special interest

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some people want to be bitten (bite fetish is kind of common with autistic people), so that can be a way too.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

haha wow that sounds weird, haha who would be into that? haha i certainly wouldn't be haha

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I generally take turns or look for what I can do to help

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm just imagining you coaching them on sex

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 year ago

Climax

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[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 year ago

GO GOO FINISH HARD! ONE MORE REP!

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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Damn homie, didn't know you was freaky like that 😏

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

More hands make less work.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

A threesome is like a fight between three people where the third guy is just watching awkwardly.

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