Something to consider - does every insurance policy sold in Metropolis come with an 'Act of Superheroism' clause?
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Chocolate soda...?
It's a thing. There's a reason you don't see it very often anymore, though.
A Superman endorsement of, "hey, it's better than a mug of every deadly microbe," sealed its fate.
I don't know, if you get it from an old fashioned soda fountain sort of place, it really isn't too bad. I just think it's one of those things that probably isn't all that good when mass-produced.
I once tried to carbonate my own chocolate soda by putting a yoo-hoo through the knock off soda stream.
The results were... Well, I don't use the words "made of Satan's smegma" lightly, but I imagine that's about what it's like.
I did enjoy the one I got at the old school pharmacy soda fountain, though. That was good.
Adding the spicy tang of carbonation to chocolate milk takes a very special mind.
I have a pitcher of that too. I should really clean the fridge.
Drink it!
Is it better or worse than chocolate soda?
Assuming the word spreads, he probably saves more time by doing this than by saying no to a million insurance agents.
It's just... some of those are airborne. If it's every deadly microbe.
Yeah, but that's not HIS problem.
Until you get recombinants with his Kryptonian gut flora and he farts out the Andromeda Strain
Until you get recombinants with his Kryptonian gut flora and he farts out the Andromeda Strain
Pure poetry.