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gonna solve world hunger by empowering billionaires to eat the peanuts outta my shit

If we’re fixing America’s beshittlements, can we restore the Hawaiian monarchy?

I don’t see a mention of this form of drinkin’ vinegar, but I love me some shrub. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrub_(drink)

https://lemmy.world/c/bestoflemmy

Worth paying to support MetaFilter too, we’re gonna need Web 1.0 like never before

thick thighs save lives

Gonna stand at the US-Canadian border with my sleeve rolled up, cover myself in maple syrup, and wait for favorable winds so the Mounties’ vaccine drone can dart me

ragtime syncopations slowly crescendo as I put on my suspenders and pickle barrel

Preparing lunch with exceptional knifework and yelling at my family to TASTE MY SOLINGEN STEEEEEL

Katana are for courtyards; front yards should be festooned with the bamboo pikes of the ashigaru

Great, what the fuck do they expect me to do when my kids are playing outside and get rushed by 30-50 feral Ikko-Ikki?

I support freedom of manbun for anyone who can wrestle their way into the professional ranks of sumo