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Text isn't green in this one, but it feels like a greentext.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Anon has discovered the origin of religion.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Or perhaps he just spent too much time playing Assassin’s Creed Odyssey

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That is a Roman temple, not Greek >:(

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's a fork of Greek temple.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Open source temple

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Welcome to modern paganism. Next he's going to realize that community celebrations at significant points of the year like solstices and planting and harvesting time are really good for your mind.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Especially in the middle of winter, the most depressing time of year in much of the world.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Anon better not read too much Greek mythology. Their gods were anything but benevolent much of the time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Anon better not be a cute twink

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

"CHOWDA! That Greek boy-pussy got me questioning my loyalty to Rome!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

It's anon we're talking about, they're definitely a twink, but I wouldn't exactly describe them as "cute."