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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Text isn't green in this one, but it feels like a greentext.

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anon has discovered the origin of religion.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 1 year ago

Or perhaps he just spent too much time playing Assassin’s Creed Odyssey

[–] Idea@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That is a Roman temple, not Greek >:(

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a fork of Greek temple.

[–] mr_satan@monyet.cc 1 points 1 year ago

Open source temple

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Welcome to modern paganism. Next he's going to realize that community celebrations at significant points of the year like solstices and planting and harvesting time are really good for your mind.

Especially in the middle of winter, the most depressing time of year in much of the world.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anon better not read too much Greek mythology. Their gods were anything but benevolent much of the time.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Anon better not be a cute twink

[–] mtpender@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

"CHOWDA! That Greek boy-pussy got me questioning my loyalty to Rome!"

It's anon we're talking about, they're definitely a twink, but I wouldn't exactly describe them as "cute."