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[–] fubo@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

Have you seen the elf care system in this country!?

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 1 year ago

Mine are still in storage.

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago

I want to be a dentist

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

Just fixing these dolls' teeth.

[–] vivavideri@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Trapped under cat. Send help.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 10 points 1 year ago

A dwarf at elf practice? I'd never live it down.

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ich dachte es wäre um elf!

SpoilerI thought it was at eleven!
Elf is german for eleven.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have a note

Please excuse 👍Maximum Derek👍 from elf practice today. He had to had tummy trouble while visiting his grandma who died and then had to go to the dentist.

-- Mrs 👍Maximum Derek👍's Mom

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Because I'm a Dwarf.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I'm still in storage in Tacoma.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I can't get it to come down

[–] Vanth@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago

I've already passed my certification tests. No more practice for me!

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I've fallen and can't get up.

[–] TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Too busy scaling a mountain at a near 90 degree angle because I crave that mineral.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Timezones mean I am not able to make it.

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago

I was at Deer Club.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Because I've already mastered PE32+.

[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I forgot to lock the cage and mine got out.

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 2 points 1 year ago

I'm stuck on an infinite match on 2fort

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Talkin bout practice

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm not a gnelf, I'm not a gnoblin, I'm a gnome

[–] Corno@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I was too busy at eating practice.

[–] CorrodedCranium@leminal.space 1 points 1 year ago

Candy cane sounding