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[–] fubo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Cowboy steak.

For when you need a cowboy steak.

[–] fubo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Criticize the critical voice right back.

"Hey, brain, if you're gonna make a diss track about me, learn to rhyme better. Your rhymes suck. I mean seriously, 'incel' and 'Metamucil'? Dude. 'Pencil' was right there. Or 'skin cell'. Hey, that could even be a pun, like, you're gonna be an incel, dick like a pencil, trapped in the hell of a thin-skinned skin cell. Come on, do better."

[–] fubo@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Here's a curious thing: Kids going hungry cannot be explained by the profit motive alone. The food industry wants to be paid to feed those kids. The food industry benefits from SNAP and other food welfare programs, which amount to transfers of money from taxpayers to the food industry with a side-effect of providing food for poor kids.

So, kids going hungry isn't an "economics thing". It is not an economic necessity of mixed-economy capitalism. We can tell because there are other mixed-economy capitalist societies that don't have anywhere near as many kids in food insecurity.

It's a "politics thing".

It's about ensuring the existence of a deprived underclass, because some people's ideology demands one.

[–] fubo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Reminds me of Ursula Vernon's "Biting Pear of Salamanca", sometimes also known as the "LOL WUT" meme.

[–] fubo@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

giant ass relay

It's a bunch of really tall dudes all having butt sex, but that's not important right now.

[–] fubo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

O Sybile si ergo
Fortibus es in ero
O Nobile emis trux
Vatis enim causan dux.

spoilerO see, Billy, see 'ere go
Forty buses in a row
O no, Billy, 'em is trucks
What is in 'em? Cows and ducks.

[–] fubo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

FRED: Hello, what's this?
BOB: Oh, that? That's the butt baker button.
FRED: The ... butt baker button?
BOB: The butt baker button!
FRED: What's the butt baker button?
BOB: Oh, the butt baker button bakes your butt!

TOGETHER:
Oh, the butt baker button bakes your butt,
Yes, the butt baker button bakes your butt!
If your butt's cold and unbakéd
You don't have to get it naked
The butt baker button bakes your butt!

[–] fubo@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fax may outlast landline telephony.

[–] fubo@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'd rather have aphids than have no pollinators!

[–] fubo@lemmy.world 140 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Ladybug larva — and if you see a lot of these, that's a really good sign. It means that there's an actively reproducing ladybug population, which in turn means that the area isn't heavily poisoned with insecticides. Let's keep it that way!

[–] fubo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

September kids eventually figure out we were probably New Year conceptions.

[–] fubo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

He also looks a bit like Alex Pretti.

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