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Go in the van (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by sotonaq@lemmy.world to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
 
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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago (5 children)

More pixels

This one is for @sotonaq@lemmy.world, though. Since that's how they seem to like their comics.

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now upscale it back to the original size using ai

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Look ma! I'm am ai artist!

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 9 points 1 year ago

Thank you for curing my pixel addiction

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks. Can really see the poo better on this one!

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

That's definitely the most important part

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can see absolutely no difference between your post and the OP.

Are you guys on 16k screens or something.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OP edited the post to use the one I provided

[–] IronKrill@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

I still see the old one so your comment is appreciated

[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 6 points 1 year ago

Still too many pixels!

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Thanks but no thanks πŸ‘

[–] penquin@lemm.ee 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bro took it literally. Lmfao

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Thorman1@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You don't take shit, you leave a shit

[–] penquin@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's right. Why would you take shit?

[–] pfm@scribe.disroot.org 3 points 1 year ago

Maybe they're a poorglar πŸ₯Έ

Unless you just run up to people and push them off the toilet and jam their still warm turds into your asshole.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Well, not all of us

[–] M137@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's the joke, yes.

Your comment is like someone replying "hahah, they thought he was batman because he did batman voice! Rofl" to someone making a prank call with a batman voice. How do you not realise you've made yourself look like a mentally challenged 12 year old?

[–] penquin@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bro needs to rub one out real slow and relax. Seems like a lot of pent-up frustration.

[–] penquin@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Right? Damn, it's like I committed a crime. English is my second language, and I'm pretty sure I meant to say something else, but it came out like this. Sorry? I guess? πŸ˜‚

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

I kind of wish he’d said β€œuse the van” instead of β€œgo in the van”. This is on the van owner.

Why can I smell this meme?

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Utility trucks often have a hose and a funnel in the back, running through a hole in the floor underneath the truck.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yall don't have porta potties?

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago

Or old RVs with a toilet for the small jobs.

[–] Pechente@feddit.org 6 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the info. Will poop in the truck next time

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These are the trucks that carry equipment for restoring power after storms. They can go all over the country if needed. Some of these trucks traveled to Florida after the hurricane, from here in Michigan. The crew gets somewhere, does what needs to be done, and then on to the next stop.

And they're drinking a lot of water.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My shit won't go through the hose

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

Gotta use your finger, Fred.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

'you were so worried about if you could, you didn't stop to think about if you should' or however that saying goes

don't shit in vans, kids. except for aaron's parents, fuck them. shit all over their astro van. bunch of bitches.