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Lauren Boebert, the Republican representative from Colorado who rose to national fame as one of Donald Trump's biggest cheerleaders, has lost her seat in Congress.

The race was too close to call on election night last week, but after every vote was counted the Democrat Eileen Laubacher has been declared the winner by the AP news agency.

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[–] excursion22@piefed.ca 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

... declared the winner by the AP news agency.

Does the US not have an official electoral operator so they have to rely on news agencies to report election results?

[–] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 10 points 12 hours ago

There will be an official certification of the ballots once all of them have been counted, yes.

But the AP makes projections when it is statistically unlikely/impossible for the candidate that is trailing to catch up.

In this race Bimbort is currently trailing by 3525 votes with 99% of the votes counted. Meaning there are only about 3800 votes left to count. So while it is possible that every single remaining vote is for her, it is statistically unlikely.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Well now she'll have more time to pursue women subordinate to her

[–] GolfFoxtrotLima@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago
[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Sniff, now she'll be giving handjobs in Heaven.

[–] lemmygarden@lemmy.today 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Is there a town in Colorado named Heaven?

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 hours ago

It's a strip joint down by the airport.

[–] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 142 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In case anyone forgot, this was after she changed districts to one that was even deeper red.

[–] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 16 points 17 hours ago

Ironically, her old district was the only one in the state that still elected a Republican.

[–] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 125 points 1 day ago (2 children)

She moved to my district. So glad to have personally helped push her bitch ass out.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Same! Felt good to vote her out!

[–] lemmygarden@lemmy.today 2 points 11 hours ago

Shit all two of you are both on Lemmy?! What are the odds

[–] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago

I'm not in that district, but for any sane human being that was...

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 6 points 1 day ago

Thank you for your service, now the world is healing a bit

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago

Is her Only Fans up yet?

[–] Telorand@reddthat.com 74 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Don't fret. She can always work a hand job.

She doesn't just give hand jobs, she gives hand careers.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A hands on job? Like what?

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago

The last time she blew something this hard, it was in the audience of Beetlejuice.

[–] TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Good. To quote Hilary Clinton quoting someone else, “Bye, Felicia.”

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Did Hillary really quote Ice Cube from Friday?

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 18 hours ago

Doing the old district zig zag didn't help her. I think she might have been okay if she, at the very least, represented her constituents.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lost her 2nd seat in Congress. She lost a few years ago, then "moved" to a new district to run again

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

She didn't lose that one. She very narrowly beat a dem challenger in the 2022 election, by something like 87 votes. The next election, after even more scandal, he was going to challenge her seat again. Instead, she ran off to a deeper red district in 2024 and took that seat.

She has now lost that one. I guess Colorado ran out of red she could hide behind.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 hours ago

Hey Jensen, Wait up!

--Bobert probably

[–] ShredderFeeder@shredderfood.net 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah, but she never really had a hand on it....

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Got shafted in the end

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

It wasn't her seat. it was Colorado's. She was not selected to fill it.

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[–] kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

bye bye Boe-Boe

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago
[–] BananaTrifleViolin@piefed.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh good, now she has more time to spend on losing the republican presidential primaries.

[–] Stormy@thelemmy.club 10 points 1 day ago

And bailing out her criminal fam.

[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Do I have to buy seats to the theater, or can I just bring $20 to the back alley? She's pretty hot. I don't think she's going to starve...

[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

And also left leaning if they discuss politics. At least the ones I know of.

[–] frongt@lemmy.zip 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not going to yuck your yum, but it's really just that she has a good stylist. And is famous.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca -1 points 11 hours ago

For some reason, some men automatically add two extra points (out of 10) for having big tits, even though they're legitimately a butter-face. (See also: Sweeney, Sydney)

[–] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Now no one will care who she’s blowing in a theater.

[–] shartgargle@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Me at the theater: yo wtf? Former US rep Lauren Boebert, is that you? I don't want you blowing me here! Beat it! Get out of here, you! Lauren Boebert: screeching and hissing noises as she scurries away

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

What a username.

[–] ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

In my dreams, you're blowing me... some kisses

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