This kills the person.
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I think taking the heart out is the part that kills them, unless perhaps you reverse origami it while it's still attached
It always looks so sad...
nooo do not skissor teh crub
This heart could be easily entangled. So I don't understand this thread's OP nor this Meme.
And I am too afraid to ask.
I don't think most people see heart as something you can uncurl.
As for the crab it's a meme older than some users here
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrllll!!
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What kind of person? Lizard man with a 2-chambered heart?
Dude your mom with a two chambered heart
Your Mom knows how to tell a joke.
Moooooom, NCD is leaking again!
Thought it was going to turn into Saddam there for a second.
Missed opportunity
Naaaaah let's not
Make sure to unfold and wring out your heart after each breakup, to keep the creases from setting in too much.
Why does it look like a foreskin?
The foreskin is the heart of the penis
Unless you’re very talented, that somebody else’s cock stuck up your back
Not that I want to unroll it, but why did it "roll" up in the first place? It seems so tightly wound compared to, like, the intestines or something. Just curious.
To save space
And maybe to share muscle power between different phases of the stroke. Two muscles that evolved to pump different chambers could both work on the same chamber when they’re folded over one another. Allow them to transfer force between the layers.
Mayas knowing it since centuries, due their life experiments.
Thanks, I hate it
For a total eclipse of the heart you would need a moon shaped like a big hambone.
Callback to our primordial tube-hearted fish origin
Author of this resarch: my ex girlfriend
Look up embryological development of the heart to see why
That's even better. Two blood vessels that fuse and twist.
Why did they name the left and right atrium backwards? That seems unnecessarily confusing.
It's only backwards because you're looking at it from the outside from the front. When it's in you, the left is on your left.
I just realized I’m stupid, thank you
welcome to the club bro
I wonder if a heart could still beat/function when it's unrolled in this way 🤔
No. It needs to squeeze against itself to move blood to and from chambers.
Could it not just sorta flex the tube? Like couldn't one part of the tube pull on or press off of the next?
As someone who flexes the tube very often, I would guess that the heart would start pumping unwanted fluids
No. This diagram doesn't show how they got the heart to unravel like that. There's a layer or wrapping around the heart and internal connective tissues that holds the heart in its traditional state. I'd imagine if the got the muscles of a unrolled heart to contract it would just fold or bind at points. But definitely wouldn't pump anything.
I was wondering something similar. Maybe this is an innovative approach to heart surgery.
Yes, in the way that Mengele was innovative in the medical field.
... I see I'm not the only person with intrusive thoughts.