Whole lot of fucking losers in this thread who took a green text seriously. What's the first rule of a green text you idiots?
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... uh, um... "fake and gay"?
Fake: Anon has a friend
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you don't talk about green texts
Let's be clear: this is bot spawned propaganda aimed at minimalizing the right's pedophilia problem.
"Oh I guess we're all pedophiles then huh"
Especially considering that Epstein had his hands in 4chan stuff.
This thread is filled with incels, holy fuck - adults are allowed to do what they want you troglodytes
My God you dorks will believe anything
"I read it on the internet"
"It had a frog cartoon on it and everything"
Yeah, believing anything that is ever posted to 4chan is a mark of just being the most gullible person on earth.
I know it's just existing Anxiety manifesting is confirmation bias but it is oh so saddening when it is chud material like this.
27 / 2 = 13.5 + 7 = 20.5
Apparently its ok. Idk how many people heard of the "half your age + 7" rule of thumb.
Jerry Seinfeld dated a 17 year old when he was like 38 which is way worse and he just kinda... got away with it?
I'm amazed how well the 1/2+7 rule of thumb works, it seems like it shouldn't match up so well with the limits of what I see as acceptable
I do have a 31 year old platonic dom as a 20 year old. They are pretty cool and respectful. It is OK to be uncomfortable about age gaps but don't yuck anybody's yum and let me have my agency
It is OK to be uncomfortable about age gaps but don’t yuck anybody’s yum and let me have my agency
It's curious to see people who champion gender affirming care for 20 year olds suddenly get skittish when they find out 20 year olds might do other things with their genitals.
Like, are you an adult or aren't you?
I have feeling that platonic is not the right word for that unless you genuinely derive nothing sexual from it and just want to be bullied cause you hate yourself or something
Well we shut down any possibility of romantic advancement when we learned the age thing. We are great friends and they are ace. I do derive something sexual from it they get ace kink
I think they mean non romantic. Source am a dom of a similar age with a few subs that are around that age. Not like I'm exactly shopping for an age gap they just keep hitting me up looking for a daddy experience.
Accurate sub behavior
Non romantic dominatrix?
Im a guy
Dom top / service top 🐕🦺
I never understood why age gaps are a big deal past 18
I never really understood that too. Then when i was like 35, i met this girl on tinder who was 26. I always thought she was just too young. But it was nice talking to her. Just before we met, she confessed that she was actually 22. I thought it was rude to just blow her off and we met anyway. And oh boy was it weird. It was likt hanging out with an actual child. We talk different, and she was really immature, but in a different way that i was, her stories were only interesting when you just finished school. The list goes on and on. The only upside was that i look really young and she looked older. I really started questioning people being into much younger people.
My mind is more like +21. 18 is a wee baby. Realistically after 25 it is truly irrelevant.
21-25 is the prime "people think they are in charge but lying to themselves" years and idk, easy to trick i suppose.
If we're going on "can't date people who are statistically easy to trick" then half the population is right out just for being stupid, and then I guess when we get older that means dating is off the table, if phishing and scam calls are any indication.
What are we gonna use "A plane crashed between the border of Canada and America. Where do you bury the survivors?" As a "is this person fuckable" shibboleth?
People like to criticize a power imbalance based on where someone is in life based off of age/maturity, because with age comes experience, and the argument is you can't have a fair and balanced relationship if the people aren't equal.
So i get that. But every aspect of society encourages it so it's kind of bullshit. In truth vurtually no relationship is 100% balanced in every way.
Someone a little older than the other? Power imbalance through life experience and maturity.
Someone a little wealthier than the other? Power imbalance through financial portfolio and personal solvency.
Someone a different race than the other? Power imbalance because of racial profiling in society, and how laws/grants/conditions may apply differently at home or abroad.
Someone healthier than the other? Power imbalance through healthcare needs medical liabilities.
Someone simply smarter than the other? Power imbalance because the smarter partner will naturally have an upper hand in the relationship.
Just because a relationship has imbalance doesn't means both people can't be into each other and take care of a joint life together.
they aren't but you know , people gunna be judgy, much the same mindset as Conservatives fascinated with genetalia in bathrooms and sports fields, same stupidity, just ignore them.
Age gaps are fine.
The only people that don't like them and pego jacket others are gross sub humans that nobody wants.
Plenty of idiots in Reddit approved relationships that cheat, abuse each other, are toxic, etc.
If a 38 year old dude and his 20 year old Filipina can make it work, then it works.
Go away ugly person with opinions seasoned with jealousy.
The part they forgot to mention: they’ve been dating for 4 years.
Some people also were unhappy when I came together with a girl back in the day. I was 19, she was 17. such a pedofile!
Some States laws have a moving age of consent window for exactly this, because there were teenagers dating when I've would turn 18 and then they would become pedophiles because they kept on with their 16 year old girl/boyfriend.

