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Greentext
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
“thank goodness! your father and I were so worried you were one of those incels!”
Why do people even keep folders of memes? Are they archiving for future generations?

(It’s so I can reply quickly with them, but this is the only one I have saved.)
Yeah but how is digging through a folder of memes any faster than simply googling the image you want?
Have you seen Google lately?

Every time I can’t find an old internet thing lament not having a meme folder. 😭 Who knew the internet would just forget about stuff.
I try not to

I suppose its the same speed but in my case it felt less awkward to fetch ^ image above than to search "meme where a black guy is facing the viewer and pointing to his car radio in a car"
And in anon's case its way more efficient then googling "naked gigachad image, black and white, bearded short hair big pecs" and hoping the right one will come up.
So I suppose it's a specificity problem
Adding to what others have said, so much internet has been purged in recent years that the meme might very well be lost media.
yeah, i used to from bookmark articles and recipes on the internet i want to use in the future. Now I transcribe them into my personal database of useful text files. which is backed up five to six places right now (internet, computers, phones, plus paper copies of all the recipes) so i shouldn't have to worry about losing shit.
should(n't) is one of my least favorite words tho
Every day we drift closer to MySpace
You know how they say something only exists when it's backed up in three separate places?
My automatic backup fucked up today and wiped my music collection on 3 of my 5 backups (the other two are manual and one is air gapped). I haven't panicked like that since I lost my first set of buttholes.
Three different media and locations isnt it? Did you print it and store it at some friends house:)?
Duuuuude, the last time I had to deal with panic that strong, it was because my parents were asking why I had to have so many drives, before tugging on my open rig to try to pull them out. What the fuck, dad? YOU DON'T EVEN LIVE HERE
It’s not always easy to find the exact meme I have in mind, there have been a couple times that I gave up on internet searching for one because it just wasn’t showing up. I also prefer scrolling through a bunch of memes that I’ve already vetted as good rather than the sea of meme trash the internet holds.
I dont archive memes but I think its 2-part
- They can't google 4chan OC because it disappears before it can be indexed
- Its not just about finding an image, but also about finding an image with the right caption, so they dont have to caption it themselves, because work
As a minor language nerd, I would like to posit a 2.5, if you will: memery as a dialect and individual memes as bespoke words.
Like, consider this sequence of emoji: 🌍 🧑🚀 🔫 🧑🚀
Chances are, you're familiar enough with memes that you can infer the meaning of an English sentence which has nothing to do with the actual representational meaning of those emoji independently. By placing them in this specific context, I have communicated a meaning beyond their intended representation.
By a similar token, different specific memes under the same genre (e.g. Gigachad) may be equated with synonyms, and different contexts may call for different "words" (i.e. individual memes).
I pray Lord Apollo is kind enough to me for that to make sense because Hypnos is buzzing 'round my head and it's getting hard to think
Sokath, his eyes uncovered!
It's bang on how the aliens in the TNG episode Darmok communicate. Their spoken language is based entirely on metaphors and historical/cultural references, and meaning is derived from a shared understanding of those memes within the present context.

I have a few GB of prehistoric memes from the early days tucked away somewhere. Some of them have the black border and Garamond font caption. True fossils of the internet age.
I only keep the ones I made myself.
And maybe some real good ones that have an inspiring message.
My goal in life, then, is to make a meme that is worthy of being saved in your folder.
Can't be me /s
Google photos. Shame on you.
I don't want to expose my server to potentially millions of people :D
On the phone I usually save and upload them to share with people, but not deleting them afterwards leaves me with a collection of memes I like, that I can browse every few months-years and look at how things have changed
I feel like it's a form of brain training to be able to remember the right sequence of words to search to summon a niche meme
Meme folders are the junk food of internet society
Everyone is about instant gratification smdh
I just thought of something, what if a greentext admits to being gay?
Would it be fake and straight or real and gay?
It's a paradox.
Undefined and bi
fake: mom "found" folder
gay: collects pics of naked men
Not gay, as long as the folder is called "no homo".
All the giga chads are wearing socks
don't forget smiles
What's a gigachad folder?
A 9/11 folder but with images of gigachads
What's a 9/11 folder?
A gigachad folder but with 9/11 memes
Mooo000mmmm, your embarsseeng meeee, they r dank mememes
Show her your folder of incest porn to prove you're not gay anon.
Is anon Claviculer?
Yes.
I'm jerking off to the idea of being them, not to their perfectly chiseled faces and washboard abs.
Just tell your mom you're into bodybuilding.
Body builders clearly aren't gay, they're just totally into being ripped and admiring other ripped men's muscles.