You stupid AMERICANS and your HIGHWAYS. Good thing no other country uses highways! Now I can feel morally superior for being born elsewhere!
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DID YOU KNOW THAT EUROPE IS A TRAIN SHAPED LIKE A CONTINENT?
EUROPE IS A MERRY GO ROUND HORSE AND JUST GOES AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND EVERY DAY
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In bed eating
these are the people I have to share a highway with
These are the people I have to share a bus with*
(While you are dependent on others' visual processing to be safe on a highway, you're dependent on others' hygiene to be safe in public transit).
The smell of the Tube in the summer makes me grateful not to live in London, even people without BO issues smell down there. One can easily mistake it for hell since it's underground, very hot, very smelly, filled to the brim with the damned, and there's nothing to do but reflect on your sins.
Ha ! Nice one Ted!
Bastard, beat me to it - first thing I thought of too. x
What is this show
Father Ted
Now, get up and walk around outside. Notice how objects become larger the closer you get to them! You have the power to make things change size!!
How can the sun be so hot when it's so small?!
Alternative explanation: weed-filled ravioli.
eating cold ravioli
these are the people I have to share a highway with
Forgot to mention the gummies from half-an-hour earlier.
Nah those gummies ain't shit, I just ate two more.
XD Haven't laughed that hard at a tubmlr screenshot in a while, thank you.
Same. Can't stop. The fucking gnome.
Put on your glasses: that’s a cat
random memory unlocked: In highschool I overheard someone chewing another guy out for almost running him over on the way in. Other dude, obviously stoned out of his gourd, managed "bro sorry I thought you was a bush" before collapsing into a giggle fit
Curious about the driving without glasses thing. Here in Brazil that would count as admitting an additional violation. How does that work in other countries?
Here your driving license states if you need glasses to drive and you must wear them if it says so. If it doesn't say anything and you're caught driving with glasses, that's also a violation.
In the USA, but this is actually mostly state by state, if one's license says they must wear glasses, then they must do so, or risk penalties of some sort. (It mostly doesn't come up in the media.) If the license doesn't say anything, then anything goes. Some borderline glasses wearers take the vision test, which is a super simplified test (If one cannot pass the driving vision test then the test taker has horrible vision.), without glasses just to not have to delay driving due to misplaced glasses.
To go further, in the USA, the Drivers License tests establish a very low floor. Obtaining it does not mean one is good at driving, but NOT obtaining it within 3 tries means that person SHOULD NOT be driving. They are a danger to all.
Here in California I have a little marker saying I need glasses, literally told the DMV worker to just fail my ass and give me the mark cause I can't see my monitor while sitting at my desk. Anyways they still had me attempt the damned thing without the portable ballistic glass I call eye water, couldn't see shit on the second row.
Definitely works like that in Germany, too.
That cat just ate a gnome.
This is why driving while stoned counts as a DUI, kids.
The screenshot of a screenshot was a shitpost.
Hoo
I'm gnot a gnoblin, I'm gnot a gnome! I'm a gcat!
Is this the "brainrot" people keep talking about?
I thought brain rot was like... skibiddy toilet 67 Ohio. This is just a regular idiot that doesnt understand how perspective works.
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