Fuck AI

I thought elves were supposed to be wise? Is he just a pointy-eared phony?

“You don’t really read it, and now it has to be reviewed by your colleagues, and they are like, ‘this doesn’t look right,'” he complained. “You’re just letting AI do the work for you.”

You literally asked for this

The actual interview is him talking about how AI is revolutionizing the company, including a slack chat bot that he says is generating 50% of there PRs, and he's very excited to see where it goes.

He mentions one issue they have had with it and the article takes that and extrapolates that he thinks there whole AI push was a mistake, he doesn't

I want shopify to fail so badly. This piece of shit is a filthy American boot licker and wants to change Canadas voting policy to allow the rich to have more votes.

I wish incurable dick cancer on him.

Tech asbestos

Oh this fucking idiot. Every time I see a CEO open their mouth it ends up being stunningly informative regarding the connections we presume between intelligence, merit and wealth. Take is hoarded money away, reinvest it in education and health care systems, and make him work like the rest of the wagies for a while instead of wasting all that time speculating which yacht to buy next. It'll humanize him.

Pivot to AI made a video about this, he's actually not horrified at all, this guy is still very much pro AI.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2weIKnLSmIU

Seems like the sort of misguided decisionmaking that should lead to termination from leadership positions.

Estimates found workers already waste 3.4 hours a month cleaning up the AI schlock, amounting to a monthly loss of $8.1 million for a workplace with 10,000 employees.

Yes. AI harms productivity.

Also the billionaire CEO of shopify champions the movement of stripping voting rights from most people and giving the ultra-wealthy extra votes.

So every time you use shopify, know what your money is getting used for.

CEO baffled to learn that his employees do the things he pays them to do, in the manner in which he tells them to do them...

... and that extremely overgrown autocomplete algorithim != human cognition+action.

Addendum: Didn't realize BatBoy from the Weekly World News had become a tech bro CEO... why the fuck not, at this point?

ROFL Yas, you get what you deserve! Seems like malicious compliance at work.

Slop grenades! It’s the digital equivalent of throwing jars of piss at each other!

slopify

By gods! Who could've thought leopards would eat this poor man's face!?

How very convenient that everyone else has to pay the price for your stupid decision, you dumb shit

Cool story Toby. Now cease breathing you Nosfuratu looking shit head.

Haha, at revolut they just expect Claude to drop the database. They were told to minimize manual typing and therefore Claude has all the credentials to do nasty things

Somebody toss this guy a sock and set him free.

😂😆😝🤣 surprising only the hysterical CEO's of the world. Too bad he'll fail upwards, but at least we get to laugh a bit.

THIS type of Decision making DESERVES at least 5 EXTRA Votes in the Upcoming Elections!

if this is the case that ai takes over time to cancel all the elites. remember universe 25 ratopia died because of elites gate keeping.

in this way we are going through ratopia and we need to remove the elites controlling the world to have a future. or at least heavily tax their wealth not their income remove income tax and tax wealth not income.. if you dont want wealth because its hard to collect the easiest collection is land value tax georgism.

Puff piece, could have been written by AI.