Fuck AI

And in other shocking news, capitalist megacorp says their product, DeathForSure, will definitely not cause death immediately and should absolutely be purchased with haste. Tonight at 2300.

What he means is:

"You should keep buying our expensive product as fast as possible, no matter what anyone else says!"

The time to trust what anyone with a profit motive says is long over.

No, the gold rush isn't over, says shovel salesman.

"buy my shit buy it buy it buy it"

lol the guys entire business model is selling the components that make this bullshit spin. Of course he would say that. His opinion isn’t worth shit.

While I do see AI usage as a danger, I don't see an AI gaining super intelligence within 3 years and killing everyone.

The pollution from the data centers is the bigger threat as is the cognitive decline of the users.

TBF, he's right. AI won't destroy the world. Humans using AI will.

Something tells me that he might not be completely objective...

I just wanted to play fucking video games, not fund eugenics

Jensen, take your stupid fucking jacket, shove it up your ass

luigi really was onto something

We should go as fast as we can

Stockton Rush vibes.

Remember that Edison would kill animals with ac current to teach the dangers of ac current...

So he could sell DC current...

Just saying... people can be turned against anything for dumb reasons.

Shovel and casket maker says there is nothing to worry about. Now help me lift this dead body. Use your legs.

I agree with him purely because an LLM is not intelligent, any time you hear about it doing something like hacking on its own it was a marketing stunt

Shockingly the CEO of the company that would benefit from regulatory capture of AI says that, and the CEO of the company that would suffer from regulatory capture of AI says this. What a shock...

“As fast as we can” isn’t as fast as it was a year or two ago. Looking at LLM benchmark scores over time, it appears exponential gains stopped as of mid-2025 and now it’s just small, incremental gains. OpenAI and Anthropic are aware of this, which is why they want regulations to kneecap competition, but it seems Jensen didn’t get the memo.

Or maybe he did, and that’s why he bought Huggingface. Now that the frontier is crawling along, open models are rapidly catching up and he doesn’t care whether people are using open or closed models, so long as they’re running on Nvidia hardware.

You’re so close to the gold bro, just buy a couple more shovels.

Single handedly made leather jackets feel infinitely lamer.

Of course he would say that. Huang is one of the assholes selling picks & shovels for a fake gold rush.

"Man who has funded scam says scam must continue unabated despite warnings"

Its almost like nvidia has so much imaginary valuation tied up in the whole AI bullshit that they know when it crashes, it could very likely take nvidia with it.

and I, personally, think it will be a good day for nvidia to die as a company. They've been at the forefront of making shit worse for customers for well over a decade now.

I guess he missed the memo about this being a PR attempt

操你妈！你瞎了吗？Motherfucker.

That's a crack in the AI-bros alliance.

On one side, AI companies running out of cash for their expansion race and looking for excuses to pause everything but more importantly everyone else with them.

On the other side, the only corp that actually sells something, invested shitload of money in the AI hype and needs making profit on hardware at an insane rates to recoup his investments otherwise he's toast.

It's hilarious how both AI companies and Nvidia are both going each other's way in "AI progress" when really it's all about their bottom lines.

We just won't have a job.

Just like economists...every AI guru has a different opinion.

Jensen Huang should be forced to wear a polo shirt whenever he does this shit. I genuinely think he’d stop.

Just watched a majority report video, the gist was the A.I. companies want regulations to prevent other companies (like say from China) competing in the US, so they're spreading this b.s. alarmist drivel about how we're 6 months away from skynet.

AI doomerism is designed to distract us on genAI's real problems.

Remember: Billionaires want an extinction-level event because they believe they will survive it. (But AI is probably not going to be it.)

He personally makes more money this way, so this is not a surprise.

Oh no! He has accidentally produced AI != God sentiment

Just another big talking fool, saying unknown things with confidence.

Huang, Pictured here trying to suck his own dick, says 'Buy more of my product. I'll never get off until I destroy the world.'