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Best part of owning a bidet is if you're puking in the toilet you can take a sip out of the fountain
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this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2026
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I see you are puking.
I have a nice lifehack for you!
That's why I use the sink. Easier to take a sip. Shitting however, gets more problematic.
Edit: For those worried about germs, I meant the kitchen sink so my toothbrush is fine.
Honestly, I was more worried about your plumbing; but now I understand.
It literally cost you nothing to not post this.
But they gain everything when they do.
nope nope nopity nope.
Jokes aside, what would be wrong with doing this?
splatter definitely gets on the nozzle
Yeah but like it's self washing after a few sec
Sanitized != sterilized
You might want to look up the definition of the word sanitized. 🤭
I work in biotech.
Sanitizing should not be confused with sterilizing. While sanitizing reduces microorganisms to a safe level, sterilizing removes all microorganisms from an item.
https://blog.foodsafety.ca/understanding-difference-between-cleaning-sanitizing-sterilizing
The bidet isn’t getting sanitized. Just rinsed a bit.
I'm gonna bet you're not putting your dishes and utensils through an autoclave.
I'm not putting shit in my dishwasher though
The bidet showerhead is inside the toilet, taking splashes when you poop
Doesn't need to be
The bidets in hotels I've been to are always the old kind, which is a completely separate device to the side of the toilet
Still it's getting splashed when you wash your ass
Its still going to get splashback
Try it and report back !
A sip from the neti pot?! Disgusting!
Things I'd never known until I was today old.