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Best part of owning a bidet is if you're puking in the toilet you can take a sip out of the fountain
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splatter definitely gets on the nozzle
Yeah but like it's self washing after a few sec
Sanitized != sterilized
You might want to look up the definition of the word sanitized. 🤭
I work in biotech.
https://blog.foodsafety.ca/understanding-difference-between-cleaning-sanitizing-sterilizing
The bidet isn’t getting sanitized. Just rinsed a bit.
I'm gonna bet you're not putting your dishes and utensils through an autoclave.
I'm not putting shit in my dishwasher though