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Best part of owning a bidet is if you're puking in the toilet you can take a sip out of the fountain
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Jokes aside, what would be wrong with doing this?
splatter definitely gets on the nozzle
Yeah but like it's self washing after a few sec
Sanitized != sterilized
You might want to look up the definition of the word sanitized. 🤭
I work in biotech.
https://blog.foodsafety.ca/understanding-difference-between-cleaning-sanitizing-sterilizing
The bidet isn’t getting sanitized. Just rinsed a bit.
I'm gonna bet you're not putting your dishes and utensils through an autoclave.
I'm not putting shit in my dishwasher though
The bidet showerhead is inside the toilet, taking splashes when you poop
Doesn't need to be
The bidets in hotels I've been to are always the old kind, which is a completely separate device to the side of the toilet
Still it's getting splashed when you wash your ass
Its still going to get splashback
Try it and report back !