this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2026
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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The bidet showerhead is inside the toilet, taking splashes when you poop

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Doesn't need to be

The bidets in hotels I've been to are always the old kind, which is a completely separate device to the side of the toilet

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Still it's getting splashed when you wash your ass

[–] WoodYouLookAtThat@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

Its still going to get splashback