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[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 116 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Great idea! and we can even inject it under the skin

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 47 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Will there be enough room there for that and the bleach and UV lights?

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Scoop out a little of the horse dewormer paste to make room, you can pack it back in later.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago

From time to time I take a look at Trump's truth social account to get some insanity updates and for a few weeks now it's filled to the brim with ivermectin ads like "Fouci took the fifth, better get some of our ivermectin pills".

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 103 points 2 months ago (4 children)

In this day and age, I'm genuinely unsure if this screen cap is a person making a joke, or an anti-vaxxer being oblivious and stupid.

It really could be either one.

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 68 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Jack is a notorious right-wing weirdo, so it's definitely not a joke at antivaxxers' expense, if it's a joke at all

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, but so many of those pieces of shit are just grifting assholes. I could totally see him knowing what he's saying and laughing about it to himself as he continues to get rich off of dumb fucks

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[–] Monument@piefed.world 63 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Got an MMR booster recently. Doctor told me it was a live vaccine and that I’d feel a bit off while my body fought it.
First thing I did when someone asked how the doctors visit went was to respond with “Well, I have measles…”

They’re used to my bullshit, so they didn’t believe me!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

They’re used to my bullshit, so they didn’t believe me!

one of us! one of us!

[–] thiscat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 2 months ago

What if instead of surgery we can put people in temporary comas and very Delicately Cut open parts of their bodies to get rid of things such as Tumors or replace organs Etc.

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago (3 children)

So here's something that boggles my mind a bit here. So these idiots have been talking about how the COVID vaccine was dangerous, unproven, and untested and that COVID was a bio-weapon from China, established fact with these people.

Right now quite a few of my more MAGA in-laws are straight up shooting untested, unproven, unverified peptides from China and going on about how it's the best thing ever.

It's American stupidity at its finest here.

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

they did that before as well. it's just about being edgy and against whatever is recommended by somebody who actually knows their shit.

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[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 44 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Small exposure?! What a whimp. Bro I'm virus maxxing. I get blood infusions from my sick homies and than let them throw up in my mouth.

I'm so sick now bro, you can't handle this. Im going to be immune to everything, viruses can't infect dead organs.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

There were literally people doing this during the pandemic. A loooot of them actually died.

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[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

Careful, measles are a reset of your immunology.

[–] AlexCory21@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Sounds like Mr Burns. I heard he's indestructible. 😆

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

As a pharmacy worker who is under a lot of pressure to push vaccines hard (and happy to oblige), I'm always so tempted to hand out a printout of this study showing that republicans died more from covid than democratics after the covid vaccines started coming out.

I'm sure y'all must feel a lot of self-satisfaction behind that smug smile every time you get the chance to reject the offers, but seriously.. you're just hurting yourselves. It's like dealing with children.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It says ABSTRACT right there on the page! I ain't dumb, that means its not real.

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[–] auntieclokwise@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I just view that as natural selection doing its thing. If they want to kill themselves by following what con men say, well, that's no problem for me. But their bad choices hurt their kids and others.

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago

It's your last point that gets to me.

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[–] darvit@lemmy.darvit.nl 6 points 2 months ago

Great study!

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have a body, antibodies sound dangerous

Having a body sucks gimme the antibodies

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's so crazy, it might just work!

[–] cybermass@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

We will need someone to volunteer as tribute

[–] Doom@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 7 points 2 months ago

I believe they're all earmarked for the crushing machine

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[–] hirihit640@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

shoot yourself with small bullets to build an immunity to big ones

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[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Screw that noise I’m chugging bleach

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Oh how I wish more antivaxxers chugged bleach...

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

They'll still chug ivermectin with a bleach chaser while shoving a UV lamp up their bunghole.

[–] Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org 12 points 2 months ago (4 children)

He just defined what a fucking vaccine is lmao

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[–] vane@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

That's very old idea.

What if we take a sample of your blood along with sample of virus from your body and use AI to calculate how to genetically modify your leukocytes so they start fighting diseases you have ? Then we will bio print this messenger rna and inject to your body in hope this will cure you.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Just call it the maga-vaxx ultra America freedom shot.

Or the Traditional Republican Universal Microbe Prevention or T.R.U.M.P. shot for short.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I think we should be able to build the antibodies without seeing the virus at all

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Or! How about we all just act like adults and do what’s best for each other?

My daughter had a dermatological reaction to a vaccine. But no way in hell do I want her to have measles or any other preventable disease.

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[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

But hey, while we're at it we should put a 5G antenna in there. I bet that makes us immune against the 5G too!

[–] TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I think their problem might really be about the delivery method. Have a vaccine that can be delivered as a cough, they seem to be ok with coughing in public spaces without covering their mouth.

[–] VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Their problem is not the delivery method. Their problem is reflexive oppositional defiance.

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

What if we weaken the virus with mercury?

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

This might work to stop autism!

[–] CobraChicken3000@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Wow there professor!

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