I choose to believe this is an anti anti-vaccine campaign to get those antis to be reasonable again and not be this stupid.
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Just calling the maga-vaxx ultra America freedom shot.
Or the Traditional Republican Universal Microbe Prevention or T.R.U.M.P. shot for short.
I think their problem might really be about the delivery method. Have a vaccine that can be delivered as a cough, they seem to be ok with coughed in public spaces without covering their mouth.
Their problem is not the delivery method. Their problem is reflexive oppositional defiance.
Yerp. Presentation is everything
I have a body, antibodies sound dangerous
Having a body sucks gimme the antibodies
So here's something that boggles my mind a bit here. So these idiots have been talking about how the COVID vaccine was dangerous, unproven, and untested and that COVID was a bio-weapon from China, established fact with these people.
Right now quite a few of my more MAGA in-laws are straight up shooting untested, unproven, unverified peptides from China and going on about how it's the best thing ever.
It's American stupidity at its finest here.
It’s so frustrating. If covid was a chinese bio-weapon wouldn’t you want the vaccine?
Would you rather have the untested vaccine, or the untested virus?
they did that before as well. it's just about being edgy and against whatever is recommended by somebody who actually knows their shit.
In this day and age, I'm genuinely unsure if this screen cap is a person making a joke, or an anti-vaxxer being oblivious and stupid.
It really could be either one.
Jack is a notorious right-wing weirdo, so it's definitely not a joke at antivaxxers' expense, if it's a joke at all
Yeah, but so many of those pieces of shit are just grifting assholes. I could totally see him knowing what he's saying and laughing about it to himself as he continues to get rich off of dumb fucks
As a pharmacy worker who is under a lot of pressure to push vaccines hard (and happy to oblige), I'm always so tempted to hand out a printout of this study showing that republicans died more from covid than democratics after the covid vaccines started coming out.
I'm sure y'all must feel a lot of self-satisfaction behind that smug smile every time you get the chance to reject the offers, but seriously.. you're just hurting yourselves. It's like dealing with children.
It says ABSTRACT right there on the page! I ain't dumb, that means its not real.
I just view that as natural selection doing its thing. If they want to kill themselves by following what con men say, well, that's no problem for me. But their bad choices hurt their kids and others.
At lrast they probably won't procreate and contribute to the dumbing down.
If it were natural selection then killing their kids would be a feature, not a bug. But there's no biological determinism that makes them hold the beliefs they do. They were taught to be this way, indoctrinated in many cases.
It's your last point that gets to me.
Great study!
shoot yourself with small bullets to build an immunity to big ones
Lighting myself partially on fire to build up immunity to burns
Great idea! and we can even inject it under the skin
Will there be enough room there for that and the bleach and UV lights?
Scoop out a little of the horse dewormer paste to make room, you can pack it back in later.
Small exposure?! What a whimp. Bro I'm virus maxxing. I get blood infusions from my sick homies and than let them throw up in my mouth.
I'm so sick now bro, you can't handle this. Im going to be immune to everything, viruses can't infect dead organs.
Sounds like Mr Burns. I heard he's indestructible. 😆
There were literally people doing this during the pandemic. A loooot of them actually died.
Careful, measles are a reset of your immunology.
What if instead of surgery we can put people in temporary comas and very Delicately Cut open parts of their bodies to get rid of things such as Tumors or replace organs Etc.
Got an MMR booster recently. Doctor told me it was a live vaccine and that I’d feel a bit off while my body fought it.
First thing I did when someone asked how the doctors visit went was to respond with “Well, I have measles…”
They’re used to my bullshit, so they didn’t believe me!
They’re used to my bullshit, so they didn’t believe me!
one of us! one of us!
They'll still chug ivermectin with a bleach chaser while shoving a UV lamp up their bunghole.
That's very old idea.
What if we take a sample of your blood along with sample of virus from your body and use AI to calculate how to genetically modify your leukocytes so they start fighting diseases you have ? Then we will bio print this messenger rna and inject to your body in hope this will cure you.
I think we should be able to build the antibodies without seeing the virus at all
What if we weaken the virus with mercury?