Obviously the solution is to invade Panama and make it a US territory
DisasterTransport
What a coincidence, I was bitching about how far away his communication skills are from anything Sorkin has ever written a mere 2 days ago:
https://startrek.website/comment/23278425
And to think i used to be mildly annoyed by sterile bureaucratic politician speak.
Edit: or one day ago as of the original time of the top post. Having a life is hard, I wanna go back to being a chronically online teenager with time to waste and the certainty that I could solve all the world's problems.
Surely this gaffe will-
I can't, even as a joke. I am so tired, so very very tired
aw fuck nothing changed, that must mean my shitty sleep schedule and general malaise are not a curse but are in fact the consequences of my own choices
unfair to capybaras
Not only is it real, its a thing he has done on multiple occasions. Here's the grossest one:

bikes delivering scooters delivering skateboards delivering rollerblades delivering heelies
Open with a sound clip of some dude venting about his feelings in public, slap some twinkly guitars on it, and you got the makings of a mediocre midwest emo song
Well it certainly is a shit post
Eh, it's a distinctive style. If you workshop it and you like the result, great. If you don't, thats fine too. They're funny and now that I know what to expect I can read the nose for what it is. I happen to like your comics quite a bit even if I have been wondering why your characters are so smug and/or content all the time. I thought it was part of the humor ;-)
For me I think part of the problem is my brain fails to notice the nose in panels that have mouths, and therefore I expect to see a mouth but not a nose in panels woth no mouths. Idk if that helps or even makes sense
oh fuck they're NOSES. I feel so dumb lmao
Drops the what?