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He looks like a nice guy, I'm sure getting rich off the self-exploitation of others gets you into heaven, which is why I am not sad that another billionaire is dead.

I once got my own dick in my mouth, now if I sit in a chair without lumbar support I can't walk for 3 days.

If you wait long enough the government just does it for you

It's in some indiana jones ripoff movie right now so lots of folks will be learning

And giving literally everything away so the rich can have a little more

Can it at least be chocolate pain 😑

He did get permits before demoing tho, right?

Go to the mall, find a sunglasses stand. Try on polarized sunglasses until you find something you like under $12 or so.

You'll find the brand/model number written somewhere on the frame. Google it, and find someplace to buy them by the case.

By a case of 10, put it in your drawer. Bonus points for getting it in another color (I have a set of white frame chunky glasses, but also the exact same model in black for fancy occasions).

Now you have sunglasses you can afford to lose constantly, a backup supply, and a signature look.

What you got on you

"But my child," he said. "This is the only way these memes have ever been created"

My headcannon is that it's fake and you will not be contradicting that cannon, thankyouverymuch

35c (95 f) is the wet bulb temperature where the human body stops being able to cool itself. Humidity plays a role, but generally above this temperature you're going to get heat stroke if you can't find external ways to cool off. So yeah 52c would definitely be enough to be killing people without a/c, fans, cold water, etc.