Fake. I ain't using a whole utensils and plate for onion. God gave us two hands: one for onion, one for Jack and jack-based activities.
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One for Jack-on, one for Jack-off. It only makes sense.

That's it. I'm done. I'm transitioning. I refuse to support this. Good luck to you all.
You don't want to support it, you want to experience it first hand? Is that it?
Pretty close we make a dish out of roasted onions to have drinks with from where I come from
... but what's the onion for? 🤔
To cleanse the palette of that terrible whiskey
Man tears
So we can blame the tears on something other than our crippling regret and or loneliness
Im not crying, Iv been chopping onions. Im making a lasagna.... for one.
To explain why does a single man drink and cry.
Providing satirical news articles
I left two onions and four apples at the self-checkout yesterday after paying for them. Just forgot to put the bag in the cart. They could easily credit my account having been informed by the next customer, but no, they won't. They'll put them back on the shelf and sell them again.
Lesson learned, only buy booze from now on
It pisses me off you can't get booze at the self checkout. They have an attendant there for problems. Would it really be so hard for them to come over and check an ID? But no, I've got to go stand in the one manned line they have open for 20 minutes instead of being out of there in 2 minutes.
Edit: I have just learned this is a California problem. Other places may not have to put up with this.
What you've described is what happens here in Georgia.
But we can only buy beer and wine in a supermarket, liquor, spirits etc have to be bought in a separate location, and you can't buy alcohol before noon on Sundays.
All of which is that classic small government freedom you expect from a red state.
I'm in a state where you can buy weaker alcohols (under 22%) at the self checkout. But many times I have waited over 10 minutes for someone to come over and check my ID. Just standing there with the orange light flashing and there are four other orange lights flashing and the self checkout line isn't moving at all.
This is boy dinner because a man would spend the money on good whiskey, and at least have a protein to go with the veg side dish.
You know, Jack might be fun to shit on, but a wise man once told me the best whiskey is the one you like to drink!
Good point tho, next post will have protein
I hate JD neat and im a massive Scotch snob but nothing beats a double JD and coke, will happily hammer those all day
My favorite beer is free. Second favorite is cold.
Put that onion in a pan in a medium oven, just like that, for an hour or so depending on how big it is, then peel it and add some salt.
Yum.
Tried this once after townsends (cooking yt channel that makes old timey food) said that it was really easy and good. Was easy. Was also terrible, do not recommend. Can bake a potato for exactly the same effort and get something 10 times better.
Jack Daniels? Disgusting. Get some proper whiskey instead. I prefer the onion fried, with some fries, and a chunk of cheese. Real cheese though.
Amen, brother. Jack is the Walmart MacDonald's of brown liquor. I would rather drink mystery booze from a water bottle distilled by a guy with no teeth in his Mom's back yard.
That's Todd. Did he make the apple pie or the straight sugar liquor this batch?
You know, seeing all the complaints about the IOC and the onion not being cooked... The only thing bothering me is that the utensils aren't on either side of the plate.
Nah, if it really was boy dinner it would be paper plates and plastic utensils. And definitely no place mats
The fork is the part that bothers me the most. So much handle, so little tine.
Im a Jim man myself, but to each their own.
I love how men just make fun of themselves and admit they are incompetent at surviving with any decent quality of life without a "woman" in the kitchen.








I consider myself fucking shit at cooking compared to my mum but God damn people it's not that difficult.
Do check what community this post is in
Wouldn't be Lemmy without someone going off the rails in the comments.
This is OP's second account and he just wanted to flex his cooking.
Source: I made it up
Too many carbs, switch to vodka. We are trying to live past 50 over here.
