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[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 100 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or perhaps a [CULINARY_TUBER_THAT_IS_NOT_A_POTATO].

[–] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Perhaps an apple of the earth?

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

You can use those to make French fries.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love, and a Hard-Boiled Egg!

[–] skye@lemmy.world 68 points 2 months ago (1 children)

wow it spelt potato really wrong

[–] trebach@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe Dan Quayle is running the bot. He couldn't spell potato either.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

The smallest victory lap known to science in a world where the president sells pardons for money and rides a plane gifted by Qatar

[–] MurrayL@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

To be fair, it’s not a great test. I’ve worked in customer support before and if we deviated from the prewritten, legal-approved script we’d get disciplined for putting the company at risk. That’s what you get in a world where people threaten lawsuits at the drop of a hat.

(That said, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if Uber have replaced all their support staff with AI.)

[–] TheRagingGeek@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah I’ve worked in those settings to and honestly I’d be surprised if those roles aren’t already replaced by bots because really what is the human being bringing to that engagement if they’re just reading preapproved scripting? They’re just acting as a flesh robot, not a thinking human being.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Or if they don't bother with anything but copy-pasted answers because it's less work than typing.

Don't attribute to ~~malice~~ AI what can be explained by ~~ignorance~~ lazyness.

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah this is from 2 days ago. No current AI would write such a bad response. Either they are using some AI from 2 years ago or its a lazy human.

[–] architect@thelemmy.club -1 points 2 months ago

The original quote was already stupid enough.

[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

not world, one cursed country

[–] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 7 points 2 months ago
[–] crazyslinkz@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Any time i get a random spam calll, I ask the phone bots to say "purple" if they can't, i just hang up.

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[–] upandatom@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

What happens when they can? Have you ever obliged and bought their product for passing the test??