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[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 hours ago

I really miss the 1/3 lb burgers at so many places that dropped them because idiots don't understand fractions...

[–] ASK_ME_ABOUT_LOOM@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It's like an AP Honors US History book

Tell me you don't know what the fuck you're talking about without telling me you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Can someone tell me what they're trying to say with that line? Does someone in the Monster marketing department think the covers of history textbooks are... Exciting?

I'm convinced that most marketing copy is ai generated these days.

[–] FluidBeef@quokk.au 12 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

Still traumatised by the time I ordered a slice of cherry pie in an American diner, and instead of the brobdingnagian monstrosity decades of movies and TV had accustomed me to expect I got what I can only describe as minimum viable pie.

[–] revelrous@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 hours ago

You experienced the on going desecration of the american social contract. The diabetic-coma inducing, entirely proposturously large servings of small town diner pie is absolutely a thing. I am sorry you were cheated of this.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

That'll be 15 dollars

[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 19 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Full load

Bursting with real juice

Why do I feel like I'm listening to an ad on Radio Los Santos?

[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 7 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Ah, so that's what 16oz means.

Here in the UK I see more and more places (coffee shops modelled after Starbucks mostly I guess) and places serving soft drinks mention them in ounces and I have no idea what they mean. I'm 99% sure it's illegal to do so as well, but the relentless march of USI continues.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It's pretty easy to convert mentally using the Beer Standard, where 12 fl oz = 355 mL.

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

For added confusion, pints are different sizes on either side of the pond too

[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 13 hours ago

Its illegal if its US customary floz. Needs to be British imperial floz along side metric unless its for certain products (milk, beer etc)

[–] LemmyThinkAboutIt@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Would you rather have a liter of cola?

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

I'd rather have 2

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 63 points 21 hours ago (7 children)

What’s more ‘Murican than not understanding the metric system?

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

As funny as it is, someone could just as accurately say to you "What's more Lemmy than commenting without understanding?"

This is a marketing statement against the smaller cans of other energy drinks on American shelves next to it. They are well under 500ml, usually closer to 250ml.

Nobody should buy this garbage anyway, but that's just my opinion.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Nooo they can't mean the most famous energy drink in the world with its uniquely small can that shares a shelf with it! They MUST mean the European Monster cans that exist on the other side of the planet!

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (3 children)

It's not even about the units - a fraction is unitless. 1/3 of something is more than 1/4 of the same something.

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[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 27 points 21 hours ago (21 children)

They don't understand imperial either though.

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Nobody understands Imperial.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

No it's simple see 16oz is 1.2 flasks which is easy to remember because it's based on King Ralph's favourite cup and Ralph famously died tripping over a cocksnake (unfortunate name but I won't censor history) and what do you trip with? That's right, your feet. And how many feet do you have? Exactly, 2. Hence 1.2 flasks to 1 16oz can.

[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

That's a ridiculous mischaracterization. The word "Ounce" derives from a word meaning "one twelfth", so just like the inch to the foot, an ounce is either one sixteenth of a queen Anne pound of wine (which is itself based on the Queen Anne gallon of wine, or 231 cubic inches of wine), or one twentieth of an imperial pint, which is an eighth of an imperial gallon, which is ten water pounds.

Flasks are a unit of mercury weight, obviously.

[–] Arcka@midwest.social 1 points 3 hours ago

This must be from AI since it is so confidently wrong.

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[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 14 points 17 hours ago

This is exactly how propaganda works

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