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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago (6 children)

You should try opening my heat treating kiln when it's been cooking at 1875° F.

Don't stand too close if you're wearing clothing made of synthetic fibers.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 50 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If the cold makes your dick shrink that shit's got to make it about ten feet long.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 months ago

You have a wonderful mind

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 11 points 2 months ago

I think it'd melt into goo before it could manage that.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

GET OUTTA THE BLOODY KILN!

[–] typo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

I had to look that up because it was familiar but I couldn't remember what that was from

https://youtu.be/p2onuBxhafg

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I just hope that whatever lives in there will never breach containment.

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[–] lena 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

1023.89°C in non-freedom units

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, because two decimals of accuracy is very important here. The kiln keeps temperature that tightly controlled.

[–] lena 3 points 2 months ago

Who am I to judge the temperature accuracy of one's furnace ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] ABCatMom@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Oh man, I took a glass blowing course and the heat was crazy! Very glad I made sure all clothing was cotton before going lol

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

why do I want to put my dick in it?

[–] lokalhorst@feddit.org 40 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago (9 children)
[–] SomeRandomNoob@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

450 °K = 176.85 °C = 350.33 °F

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

JUST shy of book-burning temperature (according to my learnings from reading Ray Bradbury).

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Apropos username. Thx. Replied to wrong comment. Oh, well...

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[–] stevles@aussie.zone 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Thanks, fellow metric user! Freedom units shouldn't have a place in this world

[–] froh42@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I bake pizza at 400.

Celsius.

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So do I, but Kelvin. Takes me a while.

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 2 points 2 months ago

Great temp for some pulled pork.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Legit how you get restaurant-style blackened crust. Make the crust thin and bake for 3 minutes

[–] froh42@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I'm aming for Neapolitan style pizza, my electric pizza oven is OK, but sometimes I still wish I had a garden for a real wood-fired oven.

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[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Both are arbitrary scales. People tend to prefer the one they grew up with. Yes, water boiling at 100°C is neat. No, that doesn't mean people who use Fahrenheit are wrong. Unless they're doing science, cause SI units are important (Zenon did nothing wrong)

Also, the meme is supposed to be both. Using the American (400°F preheat is normal) assumption of relevance (yes, it's a real thing) but then pulling the switcheroo and using an image corresponding to Celsius.

[–] observantTrapezium@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Both are arbitrary but only one is an international standard

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[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 4 points 2 months ago

I grew up with F, but now I'm all for C. It drives me crazy that the US (where I grew up) refuses to change.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

The meme is clearly saying the oven is at 450°C, which is 723.15K.

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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago (3 children)

With 450 °C your pizza should be ready in 30 seconds.

That's what pizza ovens run at and it takes about 2-3 minutes for the pizza to be ready. You can also get ones that go up to 500°C.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

what pizza?

[–] ReasonablePea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The pizza shop I worked at in college had the oven somewhere between 600-700 F

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[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We got an oven that has a stone fire pizza mode on it. It gets the stone up to 750F. Cooks our homemade pizzas in ~2 minutes. It's awesome.

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

550 minimum for pizza

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Oh, just like opening the front door in Florida.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 5 points 2 months ago

450°R is cold as fuck, it's 41.7° below freezing duh, are you an alien?

[–] chemtrailenthusiast@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Where is this clip from? Reminds me of Sunshine.

[–] far_university1990@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago

If zinc melt your skin melt too. Amazing oven though can cast some cool figurine with zinc.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

And if I reach for the pizza without oven mitts:

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

opening the wood fired pizza oven at 600F...

[–] Labna@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I was planning to joke about the 450° of rotation but, you know, internet is strange so, instead I found a French pizzeria... https://www.450degres.fr/

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I was gonna say it never bothers me then I realized I don’t set it that high.

But why? Is it necessary for frozen pizzas?

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[–] remon@ani.social 2 points 2 months ago

I see you like it charred to a crisp ...

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