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Pizza will be done in 25 minutes (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago (6 children)

You should try opening my heat treating kiln when it's been cooking at 1875° F.

Don't stand too close if you're wearing clothing made of synthetic fibers.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 50 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If the cold makes your dick shrink that shit's got to make it about ten feet long.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 months ago

You have a wonderful mind

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 11 points 2 months ago

I think it'd melt into goo before it could manage that.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

DON'T GET IN THE KILN!

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

GET OUTTA THE BLOODY KILN!

[–] typo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

I had to look that up because it was familiar but I couldn't remember what that was from

https://youtu.be/p2onuBxhafg

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I just hope that whatever lives in there will never breach containment.

[–] UnequalExchange@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Aye! We found something to stuff SCP-682 into!

[–] lena 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

1023.89°C in non-freedom units

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, because two decimals of accuracy is very important here. The kiln keeps temperature that tightly controlled.

[–] lena 3 points 2 months ago

Who am I to judge the temperature accuracy of one's furnace ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] ABCatMom@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Oh man, I took a glass blowing course and the heat was crazy! Very glad I made sure all clothing was cotton before going lol

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

why do I want to put my dick in it?