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Have the day you voted for, fuckwit.
this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2026
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And yet he gave no fucks about everyone else losing partners to ICE. Nope not until it personally affected him.
He is in the "find out" stage of "fuck around and find out". He was stupid enough to vote for the new Nazi regime, their orange Führer and their GeStaPo.
He's mad he has to find a replacement, lmao.
And Ghislaine is not picking up the phone
Well, Republicans are Republicans and do Republican things...
He thought Trump would be more understanding about old men buying hot foreign wives.
Lmao I bet his family reported her, she was going to take everything.
knowing how Trump voters are, there's a good chance he reported her himself only to build public attention for a grift.
Get fucked. You brought this on her.
She definitely agrees with him politically, and likely is trying to claim she's a good one herself right now at this very moment.
What makes you think that? She arrived just a few years ago and doesn't have legal status at the moment. She was probably looking for someone who would be able to get her the ability to stay in the US. I'm not saying it's great, but if her life was in danger in her home country and this guy was giving her an out I don't know if I could hold it against her.
The immigrant to old conservative pipeline is not a new, unique, or unknown thing.
I lived in area where this practice is everywhere. Marriage is also an immigration loophole.
Unfortunately this is a really common thing and you don't do something like marriage for immigration status without knowing the risks
So what like a mail order bride kinda deal then?
Edit: Yep, watched the video.
She's half his age
"The leopards weren't supposed to eat my face"
> 75
> his fiancée
Bruh
Drown in shit.
He's going to vote for Democrats in the next election then, right? ...right?
I don't care what this piece of shit thinks. Fuck him.
fiancé at 75?
Yummy face!
blah blah blah "it happened to me" yeah, fuck off and piss off.
None of these morons believed it would happen to them or the people they loved.
play stupid games, win stupid prizes. well deserved
ring
"Yo, Lorenzo, get me a new girl by Friday, last one got deported."
A match made in heaven!!! 😍
I just wonder what Gannon's up to.
🥺
I'll say it again. It makes me very happy to see people get what they want. Gratz to this guy.
oh no! anyway.
Hopefully he learns from his mistake and gains some empathy, but I'm not holding my breath. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
I don't know if GiFs work in all Lemmy clients but if it does your reply has Jeremy Clarkson oh no energy...
Heheheh
I cant believe its Bidens fault this guy lost his mail order wife half his age. The obvious solution is to vote for Trump cuz he will make it better.
(Im not convinced he doesn't actually belive this)
What do these putrid MAGAts hope to get out of sharing these situations? The right doesn’t care, and the left is letting him suck it up, as he should. No sympathy for MAGAt trash.