dan1101

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White chocolate is better than dark chocolate and i'm tired of pretending it's not in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

White chocolate shouldn't even be called chocolate.

How to catch the office food thief in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Soap isn't poison unless you keep eating it.

How to catch the office food thief in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I guess it wouldn't be hard to carefully unwrap it and then put the soaped ice cream back in the wrapper. I don't think an office food thief will be too observant.

We are Verizon, we profited 77 billion dollars last year, we can't accept your emails because we are too busy in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

This was on a paper letter. They actually bothered to print [email protected] on their paper letter, as a final "fuck you."

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We are Verizon, we profited 77 billion dollars last year, we can't accept your emails because we are too busy (i.imgur.com)
 
Ever regret selling a console? This one is my regret. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I still have all mine. But I never play them. I mess with emulators though.

Won't let me use someone else's (free) rewards card? No problem, i'll make you sign me up for another card! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

The fake information reminds me of the last time I went to the grocery store. The cashier said to the woman in front of me something like "Thank you Mrs. Smith" so I assumed she was a regular and the cashier knew her. When I checked out I fished out my rewards card and the cashier scanned it and said "Thank you Mr. Richards, have a nice day." I almost said "Thanks but who is Richards?" But then I remembered I am Richards, that is the fake name I filled out years ago but no one has ever used it (and are they supposed to?)