That front one seems not so safe.
this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2026
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neither is the lettus in the back. i have no idea how this person has a functioning colon
Those cucumbers are fucking purple and blue. You need to throw them out ASAP. You don't want salmonella.
Honestly it looks like you drink way too little soda, relative to the amount you purchase.
you know what? you're right, I really shouldn't be browsing Lemmy at work
i'm mostly worried aout that lettuce, I can see you're a walmart shopper and taylor farms prob processed that head
Do you still have teeth? That's a lot of phosphoric acid.
Didn't know Coca Cola had expanded their business like that.
Multiple dildos in fridge
Rolls eyes
Multiple cases opened for same beverage
"Get the rope!"
A yes the anal prolapser 9000
which lasts longer; the dildo or the lettuce?
Perfect response
Average hotel room fridge at a furry con meetup.
Bet your salads are amazing.
There are sex toys in the picture! No one is mentioning the SEX TOYS that are in this picture at all! Everyone is talking about the coke and the mixing and ratios and whatever as if this isn't reality! WHY!? What has gone wrong with the world?! Is it ME?! SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF PEOPLE
Stop changing the topic!
Some of them look like bad Dragons which I'm told can be very expensive. A true connoisseur I suspect.
Why keep sex toys in a fridge though?
Maybe that's how women cool themselves during a heatwave? /j
Why does one of them have a foreskin?
Stop storing beverages in the toy fridge. Honestly, what is wrong with people???
As long as they've been run through the dishwasher its fine
Such a weird variety. Coke and Coke Zero? Most people buy one or the other.
This is what throws you off? Really? They are storing walnuts in the fridge!
walnuts... sheesh, that lettuce will tear the ass out of ya
Yeah but I don't like walnuts anyway /shrug
Personally speaking sometimes I like to treat myself with a proper rum/rye & coke. You can't get the same taste with Coke Zero although Coke Zero slaps hard and it is my daily soda.
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