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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Mega Chile and Extended Croatia finally have a proper rival

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

What about Super Vietnam and Ultimate Morocco?

[–] mech@feddit.org 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Imagine you're getting on a boat to sail straight away from Florida, and then realize you're sailing towards Florida.

[–] groet@feddit.org 4 points 4 days ago

If they conquer island florida, you could be in the middle of the ocean and every direction you go is Florida ....

The horror

The map reminds me of Sid Meier's Pirates.

How is that still the best pirate game?

[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I love how you can tell that the person who made this knows three things about Florida, and two of them are Jimmy Buffett.

[–] silver@das-eck.haus 1 points 3 days ago

But not how to spell his name lmao

[–] nullify3112@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Double Ended Florida. Is it ribbed? Does it have a bidet?

Poor Tallahassee lost capital status

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You know the best thing about long Florida is that they give the best Kentucky cock squeezes in the country. In case you didn't know, a Kentucky cock squeeze is when a man or woman gives you a handjob with nothing but the grease on their hands after eating a bucket of KFC.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I thought it was supposed to be a brother or sister and KFC grease.

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

Ah the ol Alabama squeezin'

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 6 points 4 days ago

"French Florida" got me fucking rolling. Holy shit.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Now build a low-clearance bridge from the Yucatan to Key West.

I presume they kicked out all the black people when they renamed New Orleans to New Tampa

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

Flouroboros

[–] Sparhawk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

FloReachAroundia!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago
[–] chocrates@piefed.world 4 points 4 days ago

Please God no. La is bad enough don't make me florida.

[–] silver@das-eck.haus 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Cheeseburger in Paradise

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

It was all Florida all along...

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Ah yes, the Golden Circle of Florida

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Somewhat reminds me of that "Golden Circle" empire that some pre-american-civil-war slavers wanted to try to make

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Knights of the Golden Circle were also a post-bellum insurgency group

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Gulf of long Florida.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 days ago

I got invited to Camper Van for vacation this year.

[–] OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Looks like Florida is still around 90 miles from Cuba.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Oh, have the decency of taking the part of the island that helps closing the circumference...

[–] homes@piefed.world 1 points 4 days ago

Evil Emperor are most often defeated via assassination. Take from that what you owe.