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Sometimes I shit and puke at the same time. Heck I’m doin it right now
Bruh clearly isn't shitting hard enough
I wouldn't really call 'hobbled on a bathroom floor', 'naked and wet', and 'vomiting into a toilet', "Zen"
Fully disconnected from the other. Focused purely on survival.
What your name is, who you love, what time it is, where you need to be today, none of it matters. None of it enters your mind.
Raw unfiltered reality.
The only thought is, "PLEASE DON'T PUKE SO HARD I SHIT MYSELF!!!"
Didn't some native Americans have vision quests that were basically putting the body into a state of exhaustion, starvation, and dehydration?
tldr of my deleted ramblings:
science is good. organized is religion bad and authoritarian.
however: humans develop closer relationships via religion.
can there be democratic forms of spirituality? would require self-awareness.
damn i guess i'm still high. also there are no gods.
Look up Unitarian Universalism. It's basically a secular religion based around progressive values rather than trying to appease God.
The clarity for about ten seconds after puking is peak.
Step aside, post nut clarity, there’s a new clarity in town
No imagine after puking out shrooms
This is stupid.
I was reading airfreshener ingredient labels before cell phones were even invented.
many years ago a person I knew was using their phone while throwing up, they also happened to be on acid at the same time and they drank wayyy too much fruit punch.
They had been attempting to get to the bathroom while looking at their phone.
It was black and white checkered floor. I wasn’t on acid, so I told my friend to go ahead and to take a shower to cleanup and I’d handle this. This was a reddish brown vomit, looked like a murder scene.
so I told my friend to go ahead and to take a shower to cleanup and I’d handle this.
You are a true friend!
Friend or not, the first step is to stop the accident.
This involves removing any fruit juice and acid puking people from the situation so the qualified personnel can clean up the scene.
I don't feel blessed
With the vomit
In my chest
I feel like coughing
Vomit coffin
Vomit coffin
Vomit coffin
Vomit coffin
That’s why the neuralink is coming. Think of all the unrealized ad revenue when we’re doing things like sleeping, or puking, or fucking OP’s mom.
vomits so hard I blow a blood vessel in my eye
banner ad rolls into the bottom of my vision and the voice of my mother fills my ears
"Pepto Bismol! 2 for $10! Buy NOW for SAME DAY SHIPPING! Blink twice to BUY NOW!"
"please stop, I'm just hungover"
a different banner ad rolls into the top of my vision and the voice of Sam Elliot rumbles into my ears
"How about a bit of the hair of the dog then cowboy. Buy 2 Fifths of whiskey and get a third for free. Buy now and it'll arrive right when you get off of work."
vomits again
Your mom says hi, by the way.
If I puke while shitting do I become a god?
Welcome to norovirus.
You get the "leaking from both ends" achievement.
You become a gargoile
Don’t blame phones for ruining shitting. Before phones, we had shampoo labels to read.
And magazines. Books. Remember how people used to keep books by the toilet and I was always thinking. Ewwwww
Who does that?
but if a friend hands me their phone to show me something I never worry if the last time they went to the bathroom they were holding it.
I'll be taking my phone with me the next time I need to puke.
There is no god! Lol
This sign completely ignores the existence of the Uncle John's Bathroom Reader and I will not stand for it.
So . . . Literal shit post.
Saw this while shitting
The great sage Han-Tyumi
Vomit coffin!
The moment after puking and the moment after waking up is the same thought: is it over yet?
So... Ayahuasca?
It is quite cathartic
Nirvana of V O M I T
Nirvomit?
"Something's in the air... Blugh"
Bro that's what VR goggles are for. Duh...
I've never achieved a Zen state while vomiting. Not from booze, the flu, gastritis, food poisoning, or getting a whiff of ~~Trump~~ dog shit.