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If I puke while shitting do I become a god?
So... Ayahuasca?
Saw this while shitting
I wouldn't really call 'hobbled on a bathroom floor', 'naked and wet', and 'vomiting into a toilet', "Zen"
Fully disconnected from the other. Focused purely on survival.
What your name is, who you love, what time it is, where you need to be today, none of it matters. None of it enters your mind.
Raw unfiltered reality.
The only thought is, "PLEASE DON'T PUKE SO HARD I SHIT MYSELF!!!"
Bro that's what VR goggles are for. Duh...
Nirvana of V O M I T
Nirvomit?
The great sage Han-Tyumi
Vomit coffin!
Don’t blame phones for ruining shitting. Before phones, we had shampoo labels to read.
That’s why the neuralink is coming. Think of all the unrealized ad revenue when we’re doing things like sleeping, or puking, or fucking OP’s mom.
vomits so hard I blow a blood vessel in my eye
banner ad rolls into the bottom of my vision and the voice of my mother fills my ears
"Pepto Bismol! 2 for $10! Buy NOW for SAME DAY SHIPPING! Blink twice to BUY NOW!"
"please stop, I'm just hungover"
a different banner ad rolls into the top of my vision and the voice of Sam Elliot rumbles into my ears
"How about a bit of the hair of the dog then cowboy. Buy 2 Fifths of whiskey and get a third for free. Buy now and it'll arrive right when you get off of work."
vomits again
Your mom says hi, by the way.
Bruh clearly isn't shitting hard enough
The clarity for about ten seconds after puking is peak.
No imagine after puking out shrooms
Step aside, post nut clarity, there’s a new clarity in town
many years ago a person I knew was using their phone while throwing up, they also happened to be on acid at the same time and they drank wayyy too much fruit punch.
They had been attempting to get to the bathroom while looking at their phone.
It was black and white checkered floor. I wasn’t on acid, so I told my friend to go ahead and to take a shower to cleanup and I’d handle this. This was a reddish brown vomit, looked like a murder scene.
so I told my friend to go ahead and to take a shower to cleanup and I’d handle this.
You are a true friend!
Friend or not, the first step is to stop the accident.
This involves removing any fruit juice and acid puking people from the situation so the qualified personnel can clean up the scene.
This sign completely ignores the existence of the Uncle John's Bathroom Reader and I will not stand for it.
So . . . Literal shit post.
It is quite cathartic
I've never achieved a Zen state while vomiting. Not from booze, the flu, gastritis, food poisoning, or getting a whiff of ~~Trump~~ dog shit.
I'll be taking my phone with me the next time I need to puke.
There is no god! Lol
The moment after puking and the moment after waking up is the same thought: is it over yet?