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[–] _chris@lemmy.world 151 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The post office is not supposed to be a business

Stop treating it like a business

It’s a government provided service (gasp, a social service!) so citizens can communicate.

No wonder they want to take it away from us.

[–] dan@upvote.au 58 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

It's the same with public transit. Some people think the government shouldn't invest in it because it won't be profitable, but... it's not supposed to be. It's a public service, just like libraries, firefighters, parks, public schools, road maintenance, etc. That's literally what taxes are supposed to be for.

[–] Mardukas@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It's crazy. I mean even if you are against taxes and everything it is a shared pool of resources. What are we supposed to with it if not pay for these things? Pay for the salaries of politicians that do not utilise these resources?

All the time you hear from these people what the government should not be spending tax payer money on but you rarely hear anything about what the money should be spent on.

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you rarely hear anything about what the money *should* be spent on.

You must not be listening cuz plenty of people talk about spending it on bombing more foreign children for the good of the military industrial complex.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

And cage fight matches in front of the white house

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[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The USPS needs to take a long, hard look at their Money Order, and pivot toward basic consumer banking. They were the first widespread service for money transfers. They need to return to that core competency. They should issue checking accounts and bank cards (rivaling Visa and Mastercard) for anyone who wants one. They should provide fee-free basic consumer banking services to the general public.

At this time, their operational model is "advertising platform" that happens to occasionally provide delivery services. Their reason for continued existence is bulk mailing. They aren't a government service. They are a de facto business. They fund themselves, and they produce a revenue stream for their sole shareholder, the US Government. If they were actually a government service, they would be publicly funded, and junk mail would be broadly prohibited.

The USPS is currently a garbage delivery service. Neither snow, nor rain, nor uBlock Origin stays these ad peddlers from littering "Or Current Resident" with their stamped trash. They should shift their focus to parcel delivery, and consumer banking.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The whole 'run government like a business' idea usually entails running it into the ground. It's just a more diplomatic way to express wanting to remove social services from people.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 points 17 hours ago

Exactly. The USPS should have pivoted from daily physical mail delivery to telecommunications services by the 1920s. The breakup of AT&T's monopoly in the 1980s made the Internet possible; we could have had the internet 30-40 years earlier if we had pushed the USPS into telephone.

[–] Jtotheb@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Nobody’s really willing to have this conversation. Much like the TSA, the USPS is a jobs program. The bulk mail justifies the ongoing maintenance expenditures on the mail sorting equipment that will be unnecessary if we stop pushing so many Valpaks and predatory “I want to pay cash for your house” mailers. And a lot of people who process the mail will be out of a job, and a good chunk of people who deliver the mail will be out of a job, and the remaining carriers will have a radically different job as the load is lightened and they would have to travel much further distances on their routes to justify a full day’s wage, but the economics of traveling that far start to raise questions about whether 6 day a week delivery to every address is a reasonable burden for the USPS to shoulder... presumably management would be unaffected.

This will all be in limbo til the nation is ready to talk about what work and life look like in a world where we’re all pretending to need to work 40 hours a week to live. And with the state of mass media as it is, the citizens don’t really get a say when it comes to what we’re talking about this week. Ironically, the USPS is well positioned to reach its customers and get the ball rolling… but taking a stance on the right to life would be deemed political.

[–] _chris@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’d argue that is what it became, not what it started as or should be.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 points 17 hours ago

Absolutely. It was an excellent system a hundred years ago.

They failed to expand the postal service into telecommunications between 1890 and 1940, leading to AT&T's monopoly on the phone system until 1982. They failed to expand their money transfer system into consumer-oriented electronic banking services in the 1990s, leaving Visa and Mastercard with a stranglehold on payment processing. We'll have to break them apart soon.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

My dad (a conservative) works in usps and thinks that there's no way they'll go after them.

He gets fed up saying how DMV workers are so slow and disrespectful and them glazes up his work in the usps saying that their agency is the one that gets overworked the most.

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[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Fuck. They're up to $1.70 already? I think I still have some left from when I paid like fifty cents.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

a buck seventy to take some paper to Oshino Hakkai? What about a small child weighing under fifty pounds?

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If they never expire, they would have been an amazing investment opportunity to stock. Imagine paying fifty cent today and still beeing able to send them to all the remaining 4 countries left worldwide when prices go up to 253.72 Trumpjuniordollars in 2056. Or you can trade them for bread.

[–] EncryptKeeper@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They don’t expire. Thats why they’re called forever stamps

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 77 points 2 days ago (10 children)

I’m a big fan of their new duck trucks. Saw one the other day and it made me smile.

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

The new trucks that are designed far better than the old ones? Half As Interesting on YouTube has a great video on those.

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 13 points 1 day ago

Those remind me so much of The Busy World of Richard Scarry! I love them, with their little mustache blinkers.

[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

They look like Beavis and Butt-Head characters to me, also we apparently had to recall several due to the wheels on specifically the right side of the truck falling off. Needless to say you'll still see the on life support LLVs for a while

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[–] Janx@piefed.social 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

"Hey, can you place my vote, please? My taxes have already paid for the postage."

Current administration:
"Nah. The wanna-be dictator says no, and our top guy is corrupt as fuck..."

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My wifes vote was held up in “customs” when she voted from abroad. It never arrived and it was also to late to send a new vote. Why a letter would even go to customs is beyond me.

i'm from the bay area in california. i went to college in utah (please don't start i know i was an idiot. i still am an idiot (thanks mitch) that's how i know) and my absentee ballot would reliably arrive the day after the election. i tried having it sent to my parents and having them mail it to me in a nondescript envelope and it arrived on time. HUH I WONDER WHAT WAS GOING ON AT THE POST OFFICE IN UTAH, since that didn't happen to me when i had my california absentee ballots sent anywhere else.

[–] miraclerandy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Ok, but unrelated to the post office, is this the actress from Game of Thrones? The lady who first marries King Joffrey?

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 day ago (4 children)

The cool thing about the postal service is that they will deliver anything no questions asked.

Top bun from a McDonald's hamburger? no problem!

Asbestos condoms? You got it!

Several slices of 9 year old moldy balogna? Hell yeah buddy!

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The cool thing about the postal service is that they will deliver anything no questions asked.

Having shipped packages via USPS before, I cannot confirm they don't ask questions, they specifically asked to make sure I wasn't shipping chemicals or explosives.

[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I know it means hazardous chemicals, but I find the idea of "does your package contain molecules" chuckle-worthy. Probably something a surreal world post office would say.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

👁️ 👄 👁️

D o e s y o u r p a c k a g e c o n t a i n c o n c e p t s ?

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Well, you could send a lump of pure gold. That would have atoms but no molecules. You could try it with silver or iron, too, but the surface would probably start to oxidize before you got it into the box.

[–] django@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

Just send some Helium.

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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

State: Hey, can you mail out this ballot postmarked by the state to a resident in the same state that isn't on a special federal government list?

USPS: No.

Postal Service moving forward with Trump’s attack on mail voting

[–] Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well this made me frown like grumpy cat..thanks

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Don't kill the messenger.

We live under a fascist regime that is dismantling itself to ensure it's power over us.

"Don't kill the messenger" is a great slogan for supporting the USPS

[–] BonsaiBoo@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

Easy, it’s the difference between a service and a business. War is a business, run by profiteers who charge $1000 to produce and deliver a hammer or a toilet seat, whereas historically the postal service was a pure need met by the government and subsidized by the people, but seen previously as such a critical means of transferring critical information, news, it was necessary to prop up the entire economic system by transferring contracts, documents for business, government, personal dealings, so it had to function and the cost was not a consideration, gouging wasn’t dreams of, and it piggybacked on all the major and newest modes of transportation. Today greed and political malfeasance has intentionally spread the idea that the postal service should be profitable, for some to kill it off or raise prices to enrich their own investments in competition, for some to damage voting by mail, for some to further sow distrust in reliable government services to convince the masses that the government is entirely incompetence and untrustworthy to run such programs to further privatize various industries.

It was cheap because capitalists relied on it to enrich themselves. Now they can do their business in other ways cheaper, so they can do what they always do - raise prices, enshittify it, strip the parts and sell them off once people lose faith in it, then use their corporate monopolies that provide the same services to gouge the populace that previously paid pennies for the same services.

[–] HappyCatLuvs_U@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

USPS is one of the many things that still makes me feel a large rush of civic pride in these dark times, among museums and libraries, firefighters, and good community spaces(parks, bike trails, hiking areas, etc).

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