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[–] Janx@piefed.social 3 points 43 minutes ago* (last edited 42 minutes ago)

"Hey, can you place my vote, please? My taxes have already paid for the postage."

Current administration:
"Nah. The wanna-be dictator says no, and our top guy is corrupt as fuck..."

[–] _chris@lemmy.world 34 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The post office is not supposed to be a business

Stop treating it like a business

It’s a government provided service (gasp, a social service!) so citizens can communicate.

No wonder they want to take it away from us.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

My dad (a conservative) works in usps and thinks that there's no way they'll go after them.

He gets fed up saying how DMV workers are so slow and disrespectful and them glazes up his work in the dmv saying that their agency is the one that gets overworked the most.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 53 minutes ago* (last edited 52 minutes ago) (1 children)

There's a potential future where we could get rid of the DMV. Like we could simply require insurance through AAA or whatever. If you can't get insured by any branch, then you shouldn't drive.

Cops should have to get malpractice insurance too. Insurance is a good solution to a lot of stuff.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 3 points 42 minutes ago

AAA is a nonprofit, if they privatize the DMV it'll damn well be a corporation with a CEO that can make kickbacks to all the right people and keep the poors below him at bay.

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

There have raised prices 3 times this year ands shipping has nearly doubled in a year. Not usps fault, but they are not the cheapest option anymore. For regular people you are all going to start paying $12 a package soon.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 0 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

In order to hire someone. They have to fund that person's entire pension. The next 75 years of income has to be available because Republicans think this will gut the post office. NO other organization has this requirement in the entire world.

It's honestly still astounding you can ship something almost anywhere even if it is "$12"

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 14 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

State: Hey, can you mail out this ballot postmarked by the state to a resident in the same state that isn't on a special federal government list?

USPS: No.

Postal Service moving forward with Trump’s attack on mail voting

[–] Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Well this made me frown like grumpy cat..thanks

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Don't kill the messenger.

We live under a fascist regime that is dismantling itself to ensure it's power over us.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 61 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

I’m a big fan of their new duck trucks. Saw one the other day and it made me smile.

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 21 points 5 hours ago

The new trucks that are designed far better than the old ones? Half As Interesting on YouTube has a great video on those.

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 12 points 5 hours ago

Those remind me so much of The Busy World of Richard Scarry! I love them, with their little mustache blinkers.

[–] BonsaiBoo@lemmy.world 21 points 5 hours ago

Easy, it’s the difference between a service and a business. War is a business, run by profiteers who charge $1000 to produce and deliver a hammer or a toilet seat, whereas historically the postal service was a pure need met by the government and subsidized by the people, but seen previously as such a critical means of transferring critical information, news, it was necessary to prop up the entire economic system by transferring contracts, documents for business, government, personal dealings, so it had to function and the cost was not a consideration, gouging wasn’t dreams of, and it piggybacked on all the major and newest modes of transportation. Today greed and political malfeasance has intentionally spread the idea that the postal service should be profitable, for some to kill it off or raise prices to enrich their own investments in competition, for some to damage voting by mail, for some to further sow distrust in reliable government services to convince the masses that the government is entirely incompetence and untrustworthy to run such programs to further privatize various industries.

It was cheap because capitalists relied on it to enrich themselves. Now they can do their business in other ways cheaper, so they can do what they always do - raise prices, enshittify it, strip the parts and sell them off once people lose faith in it, then use their corporate monopolies that provide the same services to gouge the populace that previously paid pennies for the same services.

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 26 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

The cool thing about the postal service is that they will deliver anything no questions asked.

Top bun from a McDonald's hamburger? no problem!

Asbestos condoms? You got it!

Several slices of 9 year old moldy balogna? Hell yeah buddy!

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 31 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The cool thing about the postal service is that they will deliver anything no questions asked.

Having shipped packages via USPS before, I cannot confirm they don't ask questions, they specifically asked to make sure I wasn't shipping chemicals or explosives.

[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social 1 points 32 minutes ago

I know it means hazardous chemicals, but I find the idea of "does your package contain molecules" chuckle-worthy. Probably something a surreal world post office would say.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Were the bologna and the asbestos condoms at any point related?

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 hours ago

The asbestos condoms keep your shlonger safe from all the gross stuff on the balogna when you stuff it into a toilet paper tube to bake a makeshift fleshlight.

[–] HappyCatLuvs_U@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago

USPS is one of the many things that still makes me feel a large rush of civic pride in these dark times, among museums and libraries, firefighters, and good community spaces(parks, bike trails, hiking areas, etc).

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago