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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 2 points 4 hours ago

Wait until you get on the plane.

[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 21 points 19 hours ago

Honestly, that seems low.

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.works 5 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 8 hours ago

For the doritos alone

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"How much is this can of Coke?"

"Just add $50 to whatever it normally is somewhere else."

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And also the free water fountain was shut down 'for public safety' during Covid and hasn't been turned back on since.

So now you'll either pay $50 for a beverage, or you'll die of dehydration.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 1 day ago

I learned how to survive in such a situation from TV!

goes to the bathroom and drinks his own pee

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

One of those items

[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Kind bar at the supermarket: 1.99

Kind bar at the airport: 19.99

[–] lacethespace@sh.itjust.works 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 hours ago

Supermarket: Kind bar

Airport: Cruel bar

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago

Can I get cheese on that?
“That’s $7.”

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

When travelling, carry your own Food Bag.

Never know when your plane will get redirected/stuck in the tarmac.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] wake@quokk.au 1 points 11 hours ago

Just don't mix them up

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do airport prices not end on 0.99?

[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 12 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Nah that’s for supermarket and petrol station noobs

Airports just go for the throat because fuck you

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 15 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

What are you going to do? Go to another airport?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Ideally. I'd hate for my trip to the airport to not include going to another airport.

[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

What’s your success rate there?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Currently 100% outside small hobbyist airports, but given the state of aviation I'm not certain the streak will continue

[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 1 points 7 hours ago

Impressive, to be honest.

[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 1 points 11 hours ago

In Brisbane I’d stop at the big servo before going to the terminal if I could

My daughter works at the Brisbane Airport. She avoids buying anything from there

[–] shirasho@feddit.online 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Went to a McDonald's at an airport recently. $8 for fries and a sweet iced tea.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 1 points 14 hours ago

not even double the price of a 'regular' mcdonalds. where did you find such a great price?