Wait until you get on the plane.
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Honestly, that seems low.
You mean $30
$29.99
For the doritos alone
"How much is this can of Coke?"
"Just add $50 to whatever it normally is somewhere else."
And also the free water fountain was shut down 'for public safety' during Covid and hasn't been turned back on since.
So now you'll either pay $50 for a beverage, or you'll die of dehydration.
I learned how to survive in such a situation from TV!
goes to the bathroom and drinks his own pee
One of those items
Kind bar at the supermarket: 1.99
Kind bar at the airport: 19.99
Not kind at all!
Supermarket: Kind bar
Airport: Cruel bar
Can I get cheese on that?
“That’s $7.”
When travelling, carry your own Food Bag.
Never know when your plane will get redirected/stuck in the tarmac.
And poop bag. #baglife
Just don't mix them up
Do airport prices not end on 0.99?
Nah that’s for supermarket and petrol station noobs
Airports just go for the throat because fuck you
What are you going to do? Go to another airport?
Ideally. I'd hate for my trip to the airport to not include going to another airport.
What’s your success rate there?
Currently 100% outside small hobbyist airports, but given the state of aviation I'm not certain the streak will continue
Impressive, to be honest.
In Brisbane I’d stop at the big servo before going to the terminal if I could
My daughter works at the Brisbane Airport. She avoids buying anything from there
Went to a McDonald's at an airport recently. $8 for fries and a sweet iced tea.
not even double the price of a 'regular' mcdonalds. where did you find such a great price?