Bikini Bottom Twitter

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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 

Hi everyone! Now that I've been made mod (Like a week ago, sorry got busy lol) of BBT after having been abandoned, I'll be working to revitalize things.

I've updated the banner and icon, take a look! And also established a couple actual rules in the sidebar:

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in “(Old-School) Twitter-like” form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a “Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift” level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

Things have been more or less fine (didn't walk into a 40+ modlog like with [email protected] lmao) so I don't expect these rules to impact things too much. But if you know of any post that does, be sure to report it!

And I'm open to any commentary on the new rules!

And now a word from our sponsor, The Krusty Krab:

"Come down to the Krusty Krab and spend yer money! I mean, grab a fresh delicious Krabby Patty!"

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Template if anyone wants it, this is a handcrafted original with fresh screengrabs 🤌

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Not gonna lie, with how messed up everything is right now, it's starting to feel almost pointless to post this. But imma keep doing it as long as it makes at least one person's day. And I'm gonna keep doing it especially because of how messed up things are.

I hope you all have an amazing weekend. And if you work weekends as I have in the past, I hope it's as stress free as possible.

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