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Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form
Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.
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Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort
Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.
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Nah that’s for supermarket and petrol station noobs
Airports just go for the throat because fuck you
What are you going to do? Go to another airport?
Ideally. I'd hate for my trip to the airport to not include going to another airport.
What’s your success rate there?
Currently 100% outside small hobbyist airports, but given the state of aviation I'm not certain the streak will continue
Impressive, to be honest.
In Brisbane I’d stop at the big servo before going to the terminal if I could
My daughter works at the Brisbane Airport. She avoids buying anything from there