Just another school shotin' for jesus!
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Iranian mommies and daddies when the war with US starts:
Or Palestinian ones on a Tuesday
Jehovah's witness fan art makes for such great memes.
I received a flyer for "Let's celebrate Jesus' death" this April. Terrible choice of words
So, what happens if you've survived a spouse and remarried? Do you have to choose who you want to spend eternity with?
What about adopted and surrogate kids: do they have to hang out with their biological parents now?
Heaven is such a ridiculous concept.
Yes, you have to choose which eternity you want, though it doesn't necessarily have to be with either spouse.
Source: this documentary
Eternity? Marriage is only "til death do us part!"
What if you bought your wife an eternity ring?
It’s always funny when they depict adults being reunited with their children. How come those adults aren’t depicted as children being reunited with THEIR parents.. and recursively so on and so on.
There's an obvious answer; god decides. You asked that question which made him angry so you're going to hell now. Its how we know you're not one of the elect
Israel.
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Child mortality was high back then, eh?
Edit: just saw the Anakin after.
Can you explain the Anakin joke, then?
It's exactly as it sounds. Anakin in Star Wars ended up going nuts and slaughtered an entire class of children training to be Jedi.
Wow. Uh... I don't know what I expected.
No, but i guess it has another meaning than what i initially thought.
What makes me sad about heaven is that there must be a cutoff in the monkey -> human evolution chain. What happened to the very first human that met that cutoff? They'll be in heaven but their parents are too monkey and didn't make it :(
Or what if the apes did go to heaven? All of them? From all time. That's a lot of apes for the early humans to deal with.
And it means that in the end we'll all have to face Harambe.
I love this reflection. It kind of shines a spotlight on the fallibility of mainstream religions under rational thought. Could there be something after death? Sure. But the stories people are peddled arent based on any truth, it's just telling people what they want to hear to get them to join the club.
There's a people heaven, and a dog heaven, and a monkey heaven, a bird heaven, etc. Like, what? There's an estimated 8.7 million species on earth, you think there's a heaven for each of them? When evolution spins off something new or species cross breed, like a liger from a lion and tiger, does a new heaven just pop into existence?
Mainstream depictions of heaven are bunk.
If you believe evolution is real, you'll obviously never go to heaven, so you'll never find out.
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Why are they in a fucking cemetery?! What the fuck is going on up there?
Sometimes you just need to be able to kill a mf in heaven.
And that happens a lot.
So cemetery.
Nietze was wrong, God is undead.
American needed another distraction for their pedo kings
Statistically, if there's an afterlife, there's billions of babies and fetuses in it.
If there's an afterlife and we're counting the unborn, then it's swimming in an endless sea of sperm
an endless sea of sperm
Also if heaven(s?) are tailored to individual's liking.
I'm more concerned about the tombstones shown in the panting in heaven. like what happened to THOSE people? are they Super Dead?
If I don't want afterlife I can just stay dead??
Maybe they ask you to accept terms at the beginning & if you refuse they just let you have your peace, one life was enough.
They are dildos, for the giants.
If I'm not mistaken, Buddhism had a being that was the ghost of a ghost. Yes, ghosts could die. Probably that's the case.
This picture is from a Jehovah's Witness publication. This isn't a depiction of heaven, but rather a future paradise earth. And the picture depicts various people being redirected back to life.
I saw this picture and it immediately gave me flashbacks to JW flyers
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Good. Good.
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