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who morged that? Why does that happen continvously?
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Anyone remember how much nicer the world felt before we all realized nobody in charge of anything with any real power has any idea what the fuck they're doing?
We didn't all realize that at the same point. Some of us have known that for a very long time.
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Well back then we thought everyone in charge was evil. Back then we had Krutschev, Nixon etc. Always nuclear war looming. And Reagan with this trickle downs, the Bush wars over made-up WMDs etc.
I don't think there was ever really a positive period. Maybe the 90s which was kinda the high point. Economics were good, America and NATO was the undisputed world power, nobody took global warming seriously yet and the internet was promising a great future.
Then after 2000 we had the dot com crash, 9/11, the resulting wars, Russia becoming an enemy again, the financial world crisis, the rise of the internet as a surveillance tool, global warming, the pandemic, exploding house prices everywhere.
Really pretty much exactly after the change of the century everything turned to shit.
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Data Flow
Data Flow
Data Flow
The Data must Flow
It's the Combigent Directive
Saw this article from Microslop the other day about their MDASH copilot model competing with Mythos for bug finding/fixing.
And here's the image they went with for the flowchart of what the AI does... Complete with overlapping text and the worst layout I've ever seen.
Zero humans proofed this.
I know this! This is a slide deck which only makes sense in an interactive way, where the steps are revealed after one another. Probably straight from a presentation.
Don't attribute bad work to AI which can be done in the same way by an incompetent human.
As someone who's career depended on presentations for a while:
Never build animations in-slide (unless they are purely aesthetic).
Instead:
Build multiple slides which duplicate the previous and add new boxes with transitions on the slides. Bonus: change the title on each build to cover the key point.
Sure, they take longer to edit. But that leave-behind export to PDF always works.
Combigent is too nice a sounding word to lack any real meaning it needs one.
Combigent (adj.)
Definition: A word that seems like a real word but actually isn't
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Combigent is a perfectly cromulent word! Veritably cromulent
Not a single one of those words is cromulent, I swear on my aunt's borschtum.
Seems perfectly cromulent to me
I don't see the probulent here
Those are perfectly cromulent words.
Due to the negative press combigent
You missed "Microsoft 36S" and "Intemal Docs"
Yeah those are very weird errors. Not like AI hallucinations. But more like OCR errors.
I wonder if they imported another PowerPoint and then the AI made images out of it to process it. That would be a very inefficient way to do it.
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Clown corporation. If I were employed by Microsoft, I'd probably be embarrassed to admit that in public.
I see, they have been continvoucly morging the docs themselves, as per their developer docs
Veritable answer? Indubitably!
The worst is claiming Copilot "understands intent & meaning", the funny mistakes more or less show that that's just a blatant lie.
Combigent is a perfectly cromulent word.
I solemnly swear to god, I posted this exact same thing before I saw your post lol
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There are also three "Data Flow" labels (two for the same arrow even) and I'm pretty sure it says Intemal Docs, which makes sense for and AI to mess up too because of similar m and rn look.
According to Microsoft's own terms and conditions, AI is supposed to be used for entertainment purposes only. They're breaking their own terms and conditions here.
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Combigent is a perfectly cromulent word.
It's Microslop. The people who had any resemblance of work ethics left a long time ago. No one still working there gives any shits about QA - especially not the management.
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Microslop Cope A lot
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