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Can we at least get cocaine back in the soft drinks?

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[–] LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world 2 points 40 minutes ago* (last edited 39 minutes ago)

Laudanum drinks would be nice to have these days.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago

going back? we have been there for awhile now.

[–] ChristerMLB@piefed.social 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] wakko@lemmy.world 73 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

Just remember - we'll get out of this the same way we got out of it the last time.

We'll do it just as soon as enough folks realize last time wasn't resolved peacefully.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

you mean we'll have an economic collapse followed by a world war?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 22 minutes ago

You are acting as if you are not already having that.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 22 points 12 hours ago

Ask McKinley how tariffs, imperialism, and abiding insurrection worked out for him.

[–] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

The saddest thing, and excuse me if I’m sounding blunt or flippant. But as I shake my head, what low levels of ok’ness so many American people have been conditioned & duped into believing that “as long as I’m not bothered” then it’s all good mentality. Given the current & recent optics, gas prices are getting some a little worked up about stuff. But sadly I digress.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

I think that might be the human condition in general, and why huge problems like climate change and economic collapse keep happening (almost) everywhere.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 0 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

they don't know it's happening.

and they have no ability to do anything about it. how exactly is your average working person going to change gas prices? best they can do is try to drive less.

[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

If last time's violence was so great, why did we still get this time? And every other time before that where violence bought a reprieve during which evil was given every advantage to regain what it lost and more? It has never solved anything for longer than a generation, and even then deals were being made in secret to preserve the evil, by the very champions of "good".

[–] drsaxoncrawfish@lemmy.today 1 points 56 minutes ago

There is no system you can set up that will not eventually become corrupt or compromised. Even the word "revolution" suggests its cyclical nature. It must periodically happen.

[–] greenskye@lemmy.zip 8 points 7 hours ago

No solution is permanent. And violence isn't technically the fix either.

The problem is you can't solve certain problems from within the broken system. It's possible to go outside the system but without violence but it's rare. The violence is what enables outside system fixes to be possible and those have been of varied quality.

It's not what we do when we're violent, it's what we do immediately afterwards that matters.

Nonviolence often just means you don't get to make any meaningful changes at all, because they aren't going to just let you vote them out of power and into to jail.

[–] CobraCommander@quokk.au 13 points 9 hours ago

Because people stopped doing violence and said “violence is wrong, we can resolve the system through the system” except the system was captured by the rulers.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 hours ago

Because people got tricked into thinking they could vote things better.

[–] MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 22 points 12 hours ago

When they talk about the 50s, they mean 1850s.

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

We've got some new options in loosely regulated pharmaceutical beverages. It's no cocaine, but I do really love THC infused tea, hop the wave makes some great shit.

[–] homes@piefed.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Then there’s all of those gas station pills

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

What's that?

They only pill-like thing at gas stations I know are m&ms

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Look for the show by John Oliver..Last Week Tonight... He did a whole show about them recently.

TL;DW... they're bad!

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 points 27 minutes ago
[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 0 points 4 hours ago
[–] WhatThaFudge@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago
[–] tokeholdlaunch@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

Best I can do is fake shrooms at the gas station

[–] meowmeow@quokk.au 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Run for office, you’ll get my vote.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

No no.....vote for me instead.

My campaign motto is:

Bacon

And I will not elaborate or give any context. Just.....Bacon.

[–] EmpatheticTeddyBear@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

As a member of Church of Bacon, I approve this message.

[–] meowmeow@quokk.au -3 points 10 hours ago

You’re the problem.

[–] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago (5 children)

Dude...have you had a Monster? Those things are basically liquid cocaine.

[–] zeroConnection@programming.dev 6 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Dude, have you had cocaine?

If you think that is like liquid cocaine... Oh boy you have no idea what you're missing out.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 0 points 5 hours ago

And probably less unhealthy than those awful drinks

[–] thurstylark@lemmy.today 16 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

*laughs in adhd*

Yeah, I like to have one every once in a while so I can take a nap.

[–] Breezy@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Does getting tired from energy drinks mean adhd? I have the same reaction with coffee unless i drink enough to have my legs shaking like im juiced up on meth.

[–] thurstylark@lemmy.today 1 points 54 minutes ago

Idk if it's indicative of ADHD, but i know that many neurodivergent people report a unique, or even paradoxical relationship with stimulants (myself included, obviously).

However, standard disclaimers apply: this is anecdotal evidence, I'm not a doctor, and definitely not your doctor. Check with them, there are usually quick easy screeners available to see if further evaluation is recommended.

[–] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Well, as someone who also had adhd (and has snarfed my fair share of rails), coke has the same effect. I could do a fat line and then go straight to sleep.

[–] thurstylark@lemmy.today 1 points 52 minutes ago

There's a reason Adderall is the way that it is ;)

[–] meowmeow@quokk.au 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I don’t want fake American cocaine. I want real cocaine.

[–] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Well, go to South America then, because the shit Americans are doing is basically baby laxative.

[–] meowmeow@quokk.au 3 points 10 hours ago

It is pretty shitty ;)

[–] Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Oh my sweet summer child...

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

I'd say worse. I've had drinks with coca and it's much more mellow than a Monster.