LuminousLuddite

joined 23 hours ago
[–] LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

He just blew up his diaper.

[–] LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

True, it'll probably just be Flock pivoting to each new dystopian surveillance technology the geriatric judges haven't learned about yet. The infrastructure can always be repurposed.

[–] LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

Some asshole is gonna make a new company like Flock but specifically for facial recognition the nanosecond ALPRs get curtailed by the courts. Then Florida, after DeSantis or the next governor gets a fat check from them, will compliment their horrific new license plate cover law with an even worse law making wearing or possessing face coverings a misdemeanor with up to 60 days in jail or a felony if the intent is to avoid being scanned. That includes covering tattoos with makeup to avoid corporeal fingerprinting. Florida will rapidly export their new "freedom enhancing" laws to every red state. Once the courts finally catch up to that in 30 years or so, some new asshole will follow the formula again but for gait recognition this time. The courts will then rule that the fourth amendment is, like, super lame and outdated except to protect pedophiles in the now permanently installed regime. You put a rock in your shoe? You have a limp? Believe it or not, jail.

[–] LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

They're not sending their best.

[–] LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

https://www.slate.auto/

I found this startup working on a no-frills analog type vehicle. I hope they get it to market soon so my poor ass can afford a used one a decade from now when the privacy destroying car enshittification apocalypse reaches it's apex.

[–] LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

thinking

No competition. No rules. No contracts. Just fun.

If you'd like, I can create a list of ideas for more games.

[–] LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Conservative men never do, they just get crankier and crankier until they have a heart attack at 55 in their old Chevy pickup truck.

[–] LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

"Is the strait open?"

[–] LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

I didn't ask for a fucking lecture OK?? God. cracks open beer

[–] LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago

The universe totally revolves around me bro. Trust me bro.

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