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[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 63 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I have a nicer shampoo that's about 3x as expensive, but it's also at least twice as strong so I only need about a teaspoon for a shower (including neck, armpits and crotch). And it smells like a spa. Makes me feel great, and my partner often compliments how good I smell after I've taken a shower.

So yeah, I think it's worth it.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 55 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Everyone should shave their head and reject bourgeois shampoo.

[–] NoPanko@feddit.uk 25 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I literally did this at the first sign on a receding hairline. I already had a beard and glasses so I figured it was time to complete the look. You still need to put something moisturising on your head though and so I do still use some shampoo so the damn capitalists win again…

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is there a reason you can't just use moisturizer?

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's what the Big Moisturizer Conglomerate wants.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Big Moist dont play!

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 7 points 1 week ago

Shampoo is like the opposite of moisturizing.

I just use my face lotion.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Uhhh the point of shampoo is to remove oils…

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Why should baldness go with a beard?

[–] TheMuffinMan@piefed.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago
[–] Alk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I did it last year and it was so worth it. I'm not close to having a receding hairline or anything. I just said "fuck washing and styling hair" and now I have a chrome dome and I love it.

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

And now you need to shave often.

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[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 week ago

Don't even get started on conditioner.

[–] DrPop@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I have dandruff issues and basically tried everything. The only shampoo that seems to work is this$40 little bottle from Ulta. I'm pissed, is there anything else?

i go to sally's beauty supply and get the knockoff brand (basically what's in the little expensive bottle but in a big white bottle and no brand labeling) for hella cheap. i smell delicious all day and my beard is lush and smooth

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Check what the active ingredient is, then find that cheap

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[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I arrogantly treated myself to a $90 bottle of shampoo, and it ended up lasting 12 whole months.

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

$90?! Do they put gold in it?

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[–] Jorn@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Recently moved to an area with hard water. Wife and I were noticing more hair loss while showering. Turns out an ingredient "EDTA" can help remove buildup from hard water that damages hair. This is a common ingredient in expensive shampoos but it's also in Head and Shoulders. Wife started using expensive shampoos to help and I switched to Head and Shoulders. She just ended up using my shampoo(much cheaper) and it's been working well for us. Hope this helps others.

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[–] krisevol@lemmus.org 8 points 1 week ago

I switched to exclusively bath and body works soap. It cuts though automotive grease like no ones business and i feel bonita.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Where do you get stock images of a person crying in an outdoor shower, anyway?

(Don't worry, I'm not going to use them without copyright, it's purely for a sex kink)

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 47 points 1 week ago (3 children)

True story.

I was at the supermarket and I was about to pick up a bottle of premium steak sauce. The guy walking by me says that I should look at the label; it's just ketchup and horse radish and I can make it better at home. I check and he's right. I thank him and go on.

A few minutes later I see the same guy buying bottled ice tea.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I his defense, have you ever tried to make iced tea with ketchup and horseradish? It’s fucking nasty.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The ol steak house special brew.

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hold my Brisk, I'm going in

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I've found it surprisingly difficult to make good iced tea.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

imho, the secret is to use dried mint leaves, not fresh.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

which mint? i was just at the nursery and they had an entire hoop house full of mint.

i also discovered how much fun it is to say hoop house and i've been annoying my wife with it. HOOP HOUSE!

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[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I want a bar shampoo, because less plastic (hopefully). Any recommendations?

[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

good.store has bar shampoo and a lot of other regular house hold items that you might need regularly. Also all of the profits go to charity.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can vouch, it’s good stuff, smells good too. I use their cleaning products mostly but stocked my families bug out bags with the hygiene products after trying them out.

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[–] Paper_Phrog@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Shampoo bars can work well, but keep in mind that if you leave them wet like a soap, they will melt like a soap. I was lazy and that thing disintegrated within no time.

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[–] CorneliusTalmadge@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Friendly reminder you can make your own soap at home with lye and fat.

Now you can get lye from hardware stores at a reasonable price. But you can get literally tons of fat for free from the dumpster behind the local cosmetic surgery center.

That will save you a few bucks on these pricey mass produced soaps. And hey maybe you could even start your own little business selling at craft fairs or to local boutiques.

[–] Sagan_Wept@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

I started a club of soap makers using this one simple trick!

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I discovered a single bar of $4 pure olive oil soap is all I need to shampoo and wash my entire body. Lasts a month or more. It's so nice being able to reduce that element to one small thing, especially when traveling. But this depends a lot on the thickness/moisture of your hair and your skin's oiliness and so on.

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[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

With fine hair this is especially true omg if a cheap “moisturizing” shampoo even looks at my hair I turn into a greasy puddle

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

Fringe benefits of going bald early.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's not the cost.

The nicer shampoo is made by a company that supports the IDF

[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

We usually only talk about stage 3 of enshittification but in stage 1 the product is amazing and affordable.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why this lady showering outside?

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Cause fabulous

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I built an outdoor shower and it’s the best life upgrade I’ve ever experienced.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

i want to knock out the joists in my attic and extend my shower up another story. have it pour down from the top of the roof as a true rainfall shower. it would only cost... i could probably just move cheaper

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Well one thing I learned while building the outdoor shower was that the water temperature drops off pretty rapidly the further you are from the shower head. So you’d have to heat the heck out of the water for it to be comfortable a story down.

Although at that point you have fuck you money so why not lol.

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